I'm a window licker

I spend all of my money on art supplies :3

[jellybuffalo20]

Told my therapist a story today, and all he said afterwards was that I was higher on the spectrum than he thought...cheers!

#autistic #baddie

[jellybuffalo20]

There’s this dude I have added on my sc from work and I told him how I can’t wait to go trick r’ treating and he’s like you shouldn’t do that because you’re too old for that and I’m like ??? well excuse me sir I didn’t realize how fucking sad and depressing your life is

[jellybuffalo20]

Guy help

I almost gave a fuck

[jellybuffalo20]

Guys i accidently licked a smurf and now my tongue is blue

Help

[browsedankmemes]

[jellybuffalo20]

Ah yes, I too, a human, sit down as well

[unclefather]

[jellybuffalo20]

as a short person I can agree this is the best way

[jellybuffalo20]

Does anybody care about your trashy, unwanted opinion?? Answer: No Should you care about your trashy, unwanted opinion?? Answer: Also no

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

[bebe-benzenheimer]

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

[onemoretallymark]

how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

[ms-demeanor]

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

[chocolatechipbutterflyprincess]

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

[gothmisspyggie]

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.

[jellybuffalo20]

It really would be a crime if more people new about these pirating pirates pirating D+ safely without getting caught

[jellybuffalo20]

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Has anybody seen where I gave a fuck, because I sure as hell can’t. ♥

[jellybuffalo20]

So this is life huh?

i don’t like it

[jellybuffalo20]

hey, it’s okay to have shitty posture sometimes

[jellybuffalo20]

imagine having brain cells lol.

0 brain cells gang OUO OUO!

[jellybuffalo20]

Me at the Dentist

Dentist: Open up please

Me: Idk, sometimes I just don’t feel appreciated enough

Dentist: Shh Shh it’s okay

[jellybuffalo20]

So I hit my hand on my bed frame, and I want you all to know you’re invited to my funeral. 

𝑅.𝐼.𝒫  𝒜 𝒹𝓊𝓂𝒷 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽   𝟤𝟢𝟢𝟦-𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟢

[cruciatus-animus]

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

[nudeparrot-deactivated20161109]

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

[asking-ask-deactivated20171227]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[cutestwarlord]

^^^

[sciencemyfiction]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[drudragonrose]

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

[simlyliving-deactivated20170518]

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

[quinzelade]

im not gonna tell people to unfollow me, but if you’re biphobic then i’d be wondering why youre following me in the first place…

[alejandrocortez]

Funny though, I’m bisexual and the first thing idiot guys and some women would ask me if I would do 3 somes with their friends and I’d just be like 😒. Bisexuals are treated like shit and are only wanted as sexual tokens….

[quinzelade]

Ughh also that

[favoritelatina]

“Bisexuals are greedy and gross. Like. They should stick to liking men or women and not both. Being gay is acceptable but being bi isn’t” LITERALLY SHIT A COWORKER SAID TO ME and the reason I tell no one I’m bi.

[accidental-muse]

“If you’re biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.”

[sunsettulip]

You biphobic? You get le stab

But fr, ‘tis 2020. Just stop if you’re gonna be out here hating on people’s sexuality smh

[spill-ur-gutz]

biphobia is illegal here in these parts

[jellybuffalo20]

I am not apart of the LGBTQ+ community but I support any and people in it.

[jellybuffalo20]

I don’t know how to speak ranch

[jellybuffalo20]

Me:(showing my stuffy animals around my bed) “And this is where my tears fall every night”.