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how the turntables

[jessbgreat]

I wouldn't say I'm self conscious...... Because that would sound embarrassing

[bewbin]

just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him

[jessbgreat]

May god give me the strength to be so much cooler than everybody else

[jessbgreat]

She's honkin my shnoo till I'm asleep

[squishymoth]

❗️Now that Christmas has rolled around I have an important reminder❗️ as popular and cute as they may appear do not buy your kids these as a present this year‼️‼️

GOITER SPONGES ARE NOT A TOY!

GOITER SPONGES ARE NOT AN “entry level” PET!! They are a 10,000 year commitment!!

[teathattast]

[cinturongazo]

[teathattast]

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

[nbmudkip]

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

[catchymemes]

[dwinkus]

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

[kingcatnine]

when im not watching tv or movies or reading or gaming I am... the same guy but not doing those things. it's simple mathematics basically

[sovietnam]

[huffylemon]

[im-mender]

[spyrowiki]

[im-mender]

[conibravo]