things?

they/it, art tag is #jevyz clowning (i forget to use it often)

[bulkadot]

[bulkadot]

[strangler-fish]

Regretevator(and matador) art dump

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[roundtop]

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

[despazito]

He pulled an entire timbit out of the grass

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[sarasacuni]

well…they’ve already got official valentines designs now, but my fan-made ones needed a full rework anyways

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[waywardwarren]

I painted your ugly

[dogpuppy]

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[computood]

look at my war machine dawg we're all gonna die 😭

[nem3siac]

v1 but in hollow knight ththe bug game

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

her daughters got the whooping cough?

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

i brake and let the children cross?

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[hitdeeznutz]

happy birthday to the tv bnuy.

[rust-w0rks]

i like mozelle regretevator