More incorrect quotes for KFP bc why not
Po: Rather than campaign talk, I would like to say a few words, about the Great Pumpkin.
Tigress and Mantis: AAAUGH!!!!!
Shen: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Shen: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
Shifu, addressing the Furious Five: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Crane: But – that’s just a trash can.
Shifu: It sure is!
Monkey: You look terrible Viper.
Viper: I didn't get to sleep until sunrise Monkey, and you know why?
Viper: Because I was so worried about falling asleep on the mission today...
Crane: Stay calm Mantis, stay calm...
Crane: OKAY YOU STUPID LANTERN!!!! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW OR YOU'LL SEE THAT YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!! You have to know how to talk to a fallen lantern...
Shen : Ohhh NO!!!!
Shen's wolves: NoOoo...
Shen: Not my sculpture, my beautiful ART!!! It's broken... DeStROYeD!!!
Viper: I was thinking I'd do some ribbon dancing~
Mantis: You? "Ribbon Viper ", it says art show.
Tai Lung: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Tigress: Isn't that just killing people?
Tai Lung: Ah, technicality...
Po: *Bumps into a wall* F*CK!
Shifu: Mind your language!
Po: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Shifu:
Po: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Crane: Mantis... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Mantis: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Crane:
Crane: *groans* I wrote sanitize, Mantis...
Fung: Y-you're a very big BIG snake!
Fu-Xi: That's right... Don't forget it!
Gahri: I wouldn't want to be his enemy
Lidong: I don't even want to be his friend-
Fu-Xi: Don't worry, we're NOT friends! *hisses*
Tigress: What is your biggest weakness?
Mantis: I can be uncooperative.
Tigress: Okay, can you give me an example?
Mantis: No.
Mantis: This garden is really well made I must say.
Mr Ping: Thank you- AAAAAAAAA-
Po: Change is inedible.
Crane: Don't you mean inevitable?
Po, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Viper: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit! It's the only way to be sure....
Crane, talking to Mantis about some lady he met: Y'know, the two of you, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love-
Tigress: *just there getting irritated just hearing that*
Crane: Tigress! Tigress, are you okay?
Tigress: Peachy.
Shifu: It's magic... MAGIC, and I bet my ears that Fenghuang has done it!
Fenghuang: *cleaning some ancient vase while humming*
Shifu: FENGHUANG!! Whatever you're doing stop it
Fenghuang: What, the cleaning?
Shifu: NO!!! The Snow!
Fenghuang: What?! It's not my fault! >:(
Shifu: Come on Fenghuang, it's always your fault.















