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@jonathansims-headarchivist
I suppose an introduction is in order.
My name is Jonathan Sims. I am head Archivist of the Magnus institute in London.
An assistant of mine recommended sharing a bit of our work here, saying we could better find follow-up's and such like if bits of our work was done publicly.
And since, technically it is my job to hear your stories, I will also accept statements sent to the archives through this account.
That is all.
what if you only owned one sock. that would not be very professional. how would you keep professional like that? what if the one sock was actually spiders? how would you be a professional boss like that???
Please leave my office.
ehh why not
*yeets @head-archivist-jonathan-sims (post canon) at you*
Oh.
Oh dear.
Uh... I don't know how to take care of. Whatever that is.
oh.. so you don’t have staplers.. :(
staple guy
-🕶️📁
I do not.
Boo >:)
Can I help you?
how would you feel if that previous ask was true but then you called someone to get rid of them and the spiders completely covered him and made a horrible sound and he scrumpt so loud and when they left he was just a skeleton wouldn't that be fucked up?
I'm calling HR.
how would you feel if there was one teeny tiny spider hidden somewhere on each in every single possession you have. how would that make you feel? what if its true? what if the world is really made of spiders? wjat if everything and everyone you’ve ever known was spiders
This makes me uncomfortable please don't ever enter my office again
Got any staplers!?! You hahaha reaalllly shouldn’t have staplers in your archives
-staple man
Elias staples all of my documents.
Do you think I'm gay?
Unless this question has a paranormal follow-up, I'm not authorized to answer it.
Oh, Jon! Hey, it’s been a while. Didn’t expect to see you on Tumblr. How have you been?
@what-the-georgie
Ah. Georgie. That's a pleasant surprise.
I'm doing... fine. For the most part.
How are you?
Good to hear! I’m doing alright. What have you been up to?
Work mostly. Avoiding things that want to kill me. We recently had to deal with a bit of a worm problem.
That’s… weird. Never thought you’d the type for near death experiences. Where do you work, anyway?
I am an Archivist of sorts. We take in reports and artifacts about the paranormal. It's my job to record and organize.
Near death experiences and whatever— worm problems are in an archive? The hell’s up with your workplace?
A lot of bullshit and things I can't explain. Just. Don't ever come here. It's awful. My coworkers are trying to kill me. Except Sasha. She's a good friend of mine, we've worked at the institute together for a few years now.
Okay, I won’t… you should probably quit? I don’t think whatever benefits you’re getting are worth the trouble.
I... can't.
You… can’t. You can’t quit at all?
No... It's complicated.
Oh. I’m sorry, that sounds… rough. If you ever need a place to crash my flat’s available? Admiral might want to see you.
I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Georgie.
Oh, Jon! Hey, it’s been a while. Didn’t expect to see you on Tumblr. How have you been?
@what-the-georgie
Ah. Georgie. That's a pleasant surprise.
I'm doing... fine. For the most part.
How are you?
Good to hear! I’m doing alright. What have you been up to?
Work mostly. Avoiding things that want to kill me. We recently had to deal with a bit of a worm problem.
That’s… weird. Never thought you’d the type for near death experiences. Where do you work, anyway?
I am an Archivist of sorts. We take in reports and artifacts about the paranormal. It's my job to record and organize.
Near death experiences and whatever— worm problems are in an archive? The hell’s up with your workplace?
A lot of bullshit and things I can't explain. Just. Don't ever come here. It's awful. My coworkers are trying to kill me. Except Sasha. She's a good friend of mine, we've worked at the institute together for a few years now.
Okay, I won’t… you should probably quit? I don’t think whatever benefits you’re getting are worth the trouble.
I... can't.
You… can’t. You can’t quit at all?
No... It's complicated.
Oh, Jon! Hey, it’s been a while. Didn’t expect to see you on Tumblr. How have you been?
@what-the-georgie
Ah. Georgie. That's a pleasant surprise.
I'm doing... fine. For the most part.
How are you?
Good to hear! I’m doing alright. What have you been up to?
Work mostly. Avoiding things that want to kill me. We recently had to deal with a bit of a worm problem.
That’s… weird. Never thought you’d the type for near death experiences. Where do you work, anyway?
I am an Archivist of sorts. We take in reports and artifacts about the paranormal. It's my job to record and organize.
Near death experiences and whatever— worm problems are in an archive? The hell’s up with your workplace?
A lot of bullshit and things I can't explain. Just. Don't ever come here. It's awful. My coworkers are trying to kill me. Except Sasha. She's a good friend of mine, we've worked at the institute together for a few years now.
Okay, I won’t… you should probably quit? I don’t think whatever benefits you’re getting are worth the trouble.
I... can't.
Oh, Jon! Hey, it’s been a while. Didn’t expect to see you on Tumblr. How have you been?
@what-the-georgie
Ah. Georgie. That's a pleasant surprise.
I'm doing... fine. For the most part.
How are you?
Good to hear! I’m doing alright. What have you been up to?
Work mostly. Avoiding things that want to kill me. We recently had to deal with a bit of a worm problem.
That’s… weird. Never thought you’d the type for near death experiences. Where do you work, anyway?
I am an Archivist of sorts. We take in reports and artifacts about the paranormal. It's my job to record and organize.
Near death experiences and whatever— worm problems are in an archive? The hell’s up with your workplace?
A lot of bullshit and things I can't explain. Just. Don't ever come here. It's awful. My coworkers are trying to kill me. Except Sasha. She's a good friend of mine, we've worked at the institute together for a few years now.
Oh, Jon! Hey, it’s been a while. Didn’t expect to see you on Tumblr. How have you been?
@what-the-georgie
Ah. Georgie. That's a pleasant surprise.
I'm doing... fine. For the most part.
How are you?
Good to hear! I’m doing alright. What have you been up to?
Work mostly. Avoiding things that want to kill me. We recently had to deal with a bit of a worm problem.
That’s… weird. Never thought you’d the type for near death experiences. Where do you work, anyway?
I am an Archivist of sorts. We take in reports and artifacts about the paranormal. It's my job to record and organize.
Oh, Jon! Hey, it’s been a while. Didn’t expect to see you on Tumblr. How have you been?
@what-the-georgie
Ah. Georgie. That's a pleasant surprise.
I'm doing... fine. For the most part.
How are you?
Good to hear! I’m doing alright. What have you been up to?
Work mostly. Avoiding things that want to kill me. We recently had to deal with a bit of a worm problem.
Oh, Jon! Hey, it’s been a while. Didn’t expect to see you on Tumblr. How have you been?
@what-the-georgie
Ah. Georgie. That's a pleasant surprise.
I'm doing... fine. For the most part.
How are you?
Personal Log. Entry #3
There is something in my flat. I do not know who or what it is. It will not tell me.
It doesn't move. Or at least, it hasn't yet. I'm not sure what to do.
My camera doesn't pick it up well, similarly to the statements and artifacts at the institute. I believe it might be something like Michael.
Ah! I Know It! A Friend Of Mine.
Of course.
