Hello?

Hello my name is Jerry Smith, I am a husband and father and I majored in Civics. I have experience in marketing, so... if you wanted to hire me you can contact me at wait there's a text limi

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Morty helped me set this blog thing up! It's like Facebook, right? But fancier! And with lots of women sending me website links! I've only had this site a few hours and I'm already popular! but sorry ladies, I'm married.

And whoever found out my credit card information, there's no money there. Add more negative numbers, it's sadder for you than it is for me.

... Actually please stop using my card. It is sadder for me.

(( ooc i'm an adult i'd rather not rp interact with young kids, r&m is an adult show and i deal with adult themes even if it's a silly-ish blog.

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(( ooc small update, in my pinned post i'd rather keep my rick and morty rp blogs more mature? so please give it a read (read more) if you can, thank youuu

[jsmith1912]

Does Jerry Smith is gay?

... Does he?

[jsmith1912]

Jerry. I told you youre great and you just ignored me. I HATE you, jerry. You're STUPID.

THERE'S LIKE A HUNDRED OF YOU WAITING FOR REPLIES! I'M SORRY! I'm trying to keep up!!!

[rickandmortyscreenshots]

[jsmith1912]

Punting you

Hey, come on! Don't do that! I'm the silly guy with the blog, remember? And-

And it's my birthday! You're gonna punt me on my birthday! Come on now... Hahaha-

[jsmith1912]

THE ONE TRUE JERRY HAS UPLOADED ONCE AGAIN!!!

Hah! I wouldn't call myself the one true Jerry! Buuuut... I mean, if you call me that I'm not gonna object! It is your opinion, after all!

You can definitely call me that, anonymous!

[jsmith1912]

Speaking of bugs, can you still do that curl up into a pill bug ball thing? Do you have more control over it now?

... Yes, I can still do the thing...

I don't really use it much, I'm not going to become the master of the rolling up into a ball to avoid my problems art or anything! No, I'll just... do it casually!

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How do you handle the stress of dealing with Rick’s antics?

I'm not saying it's not stressful. But I wouldn't say I particularly have to handle anything! I'm fine! I already recommended the nursing home. That's as much as I can do, since no one in this family LISTENS TO ME, ANYWAY!

And... you know. Sometimes I do give him the burnt tart of the batch. Revenge is best served sweet- wait. Cold. No, hold on, that's not how the saying goes- Crap-

[jsmith1912]

Aww Everyone needs to leave alone he's trying his hardest:

For you 🍪

-👻

Hey! Thank you little ghost emoji!

I am trying my hardest! It might not be enough for SOME PEOPLE- But you know what? They don't have a cookie, and I do, so who's really the loser here?

[jsmith1912]

henlo jerry

HELLO YOU STINKY JERRY

go get a job ugly

WELL! MAYBE I WILL! ASSHOLE.

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EJWTWJTJWWWJTWKY WHEN DID YOU BECOME BRI'ISH?

Just having fun with costumes for the questions! I don't even remember where I got that one... previous Halloween? Near death encounter? I don't know! Does it suck that the near death encounter is the more likely?

... Yes. Yes it does.

[jsmith1912]

British cig lookin ahh

Huh? :)

[jsmith1912]

You have no right to be as cute as you are

I'm not sure what you guys see in me, but hey! I'm not complaining.

... No, really, I'm... kinda desperate for positive attention! No, I don't care if it's sad! THE WORLD IS SAD, I'M JUST LIVING IN IT!

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So, genuine question. Please don't take offense, me and many other people just wanna know.

Are you cis?? We know about your fantasies about having a vagina, soo...

Are you like, questioning?? Genderfluid? Non-binary? Something else???

Well! That's a conversation starter-

Listen, when I say that it was just a thought, I mean it! I... admit, I questioned myself for a bit? But I'm happy as a guy! I guess I used to struggle a little with the whole not... being exactly the image of masculinity before, but nowadays? I'm pretty comfortable.

AND IT WASN'T A FANTASY, I WAS CURIOUS.

IT'S A COMPLETELY NORMAL THOUGHT THAT EVERYONE HAS!!!!!!!!

[jsmith1912]

Hello, Jerry. How are you, Jerry?

I.

... I walked into that one! But I'll take it! And... Hello, I'm doing pretty good, actually. Ignoring the piss jar thing.

[jsmith1912]

Jerry, I would pay a huge amount of money for your piss jar.

WHY CAN'T I GET A "HELLO, JERRY, HOW ARE YOU, JERRY?" WHY IS IT ALWAYS SOMETHING LIKE "I WANT A JAR OF YOUR PISS, JERRY"!?