Nevermind About the Shape I’m In

20/ Brook/ Send me music recs/ I have Tourette’s Syndrome for which I had DBS/ Ask me anything about anything xoxo

[justdrowning]

forever recommending that people listen to fight with tools by flobots

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i am at a complete loss as to how to adequately express to you how much this cat throws up yeah

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from hotTubSharts reading: and then maybe she'll wake you again at 6 to the sound of her puking on the floor. maybe /End ID]

[pitbolshevik]

the thing about those tesla stickers is that 90% of the time they're on a car that was made after it was already common knowledge that elon was a fascist lol

[pitbolshevik]

like if this was just people driving 2010 tesla roadsters then i guess MAYBE they could pull the "i didn't know" card but it never is. it's always some guy in a 2023 model 3 or something

[pitbolshevik]

the thing about those tesla stickers is that 90% of the time they're on a car that was made after it was already common knowledge that elon was a fascist lol

[pitbolshevik]

like if this was just people driving 2010 tesla roadsters then i guess MAYBE they could pull the "i didn't know" card but it never is. it's always some guy in a 2023 model 3 or something

[parkchanwoohoo]

Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[feldfrog]

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

[feldfrog]

Guy who is being evil: Well what is "evil"

[boccher]

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

[boccher]

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

[justdrowning]

i love the little heart on the man’s forehead on the revenge album cover

[chillyfeetsteak]

[chillyfeetsteak]

guy who lives with me

[chillyfeetsteak]

yeah

[chillyfeetsteak]

you have a problem with my rabbit's large, veiny, fleshy ear, tumblr??

[nyxandshion]

Those are the worst photos of a rabbit ever taken. I'm in love with your weird dog and his emotional support dust pile

[raptorific]

[drafthearse]

i was looking at the mcr official website from 2004 thru the wayback machine and i found a contest that the band had held for fans to design a single cover for the song of their choice and this was one of the winning designs hand-picked by my chemical romance. 

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Best Facial Expression in the Series Tournament, Quarter Finals

Kabru 16

Senshi 5

Voting ended onJun 7

Masterpost

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I enjoy seeing that boy going through it