YOU KNEW ABOUT BEACH SOCKS AND LET US NEWER GIRLIES LUST AFTER HIM??? The betrayal 😧
There needs to be a list of Joe WTFs to be informed before we get in too deep
but this is all I can remember:
There’s a video of him somewhere where you can visibly see him sticking his finger practically down his throat trying to get a piece of steak out of his veneers AT A STEAK HOUSE DURING A DINNER WITH FRIENDS. (I think Sam provided us with that one)
He has swallowed a bug during a game.
He did not know cars needed oil let alone oil changes while in college.
He practically almost burned his apartment down because he didn’t know that the lint filter on a dryer needed to be cleaned out.
He has gotten banned on a chess website because he cusses out people on it when he loses.
He had his mom kill spiders for him at a grown ass age (we’re talking high school and probably college)
He woke up two teammates at like 3AM to show off his cat surfing on pizza shirt
In the 2023-2024 season he lost a game so badly that he came out of the locker room and into his presser with NO socks on and some weirdo photographer zoomed in on his dogs and he had a hangnail.
His parents have talked about how as a child he would wear sunglasses everywhere because “light hurts his eyes”.
His parents apparently aren’t allowed at his house until he leaves for a game during the season
I read somewhere that in college he used to mix Sierra Mist and orange juice together
He’s been rumored to almost hit multiple people on the road in Ohio because he’s always on his phone
He would pick a Halloween costume as a kid and then change his mind last minute and his poor mom had to comply. He also wouldn’t go up to peoples houses and say trick or treat.
He was scared of the series house as a kid and would run upstairs to put on SpongeBob when his parents would watch it
(If there’s any I have forgotten please add them)
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