i’m convinced i have hands for 3 reasons:
for femmes to ride hold <3
to take dick hand pics to send to femmes
to make mosquitoes / phlebotomist froth at the mouth
bonus reasons: to pay my tattoo artist

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Jules of Nature

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almost home
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i’m convinced i have hands for 3 reasons:
for femmes to ride hold <3
to take dick hand pics to send to femmes
to make mosquitoes / phlebotomist froth at the mouth
bonus reasons: to pay my tattoo artist
butches that become big babies for their femmes. let me kiss your forehead and run my fingers through your hair while we snuggle up. butch who tells me they feel safe with me. need need need need.
wanna kiss someone so filthy you can see the string of spit and their fucked out eyes when we pull apart
NEED a woman to be a little bit condescending to me its so fucking hot like. yes ma'am whatever you say ma'am
im here for you
how i see her
my toxic trait is thinking i can bag all my items faster than the guy at aldi can throw them at me
told my work bestie that i seen the trailer for the new super mario galaxy movie that’s coming out.. her response was “does this mean you’ve found your brain and finally asking me out on a date?”
started bringing my switch to work so we can play at lunch since she’s never played before
being the gentleman that i am, i let her win nearly every time and the only thing she’s picked up is trash talking… expected her to say “oh this is fun!” “can we play again?” but all i’ve heard is “why do you even have this game if you suck at it” >.>
told my work bestie that i seen the trailer for the new super mario galaxy movie that’s coming out.. her response was “does this mean you’ve found your brain and finally asking me out on a date?”
butch who tattoos their femme’s lipstick stain
femme x butch whose mildly scared of her but also turned on by that fact
my proposition to do something really slutty like hold hands
Would love to test a needy butch. I wouldn’t tie them up or restrain them, but I‘d sit back in a chair and guide them to kneel and rest their cheek on my bare thigh. Their soft eyes looking up at me, hazy and sweet. „Hands behind your back, puppy,“ I‘d murmur. „Stay.“ I‘d keep my hand in their hair, my nails scratching against their scalp slowly and smoothing over the nape of their neck. Murmur praises every few minutes, watching the desperation take over, watching the begging and pleading turn whinier …
work boots: off
womanisers: on
it really is true when ppl say “work doesn’t feel like work when you enjoy what you do”
bc wdym i get paid to test drive brand new cars around a circuit, peel off all the interior and exterior wrappings, install all the custom accessories and walk around like an ipad kid on my work tablet all day
(sometimes i sneak my work bestie along to play passenger princess for test drives, but don’t tell our boss)
a reminder to those who are made to feel like a burden bc they may present differently, or use pronouns different to their "at birth" identity, especially by older generations or men i work in a male dominated field. some of the boys, who are 10 or 15+ years older and some who's first language isn't english, came up to me today, on their own accord, and asked my preferred pronouns ( i personally don't mind what people use) and apologised for not checking earlier bc they just thought i was a guy and were using he/him. even after telling them i have no preference and they can use anything, they double, triple, quadruple checked that it's ok if they call me a guy it's not a crime or a burden to want people to respect your identity and who you are. it's also not as hard as people make it out to seem, and if anyone finds an issue in doing so, that's on them, not you stay you, and stay golden <3