The Cupcake Palace

Brunch, books, travel, jokes (not necessarily in that order, but probably).

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[klapollo]

i feel like slughorn is a MUCH better example of a flawed but lovable character than snape and yet here we are

[klapollo]

slughorn says stupid crap like expressing shock that muggleborn wizards and witches can be so talented but he also treats all his students equally in terms of academics, point distribution and desire to educate. the slug club is an example of his slytherin ambition but literally all he seems to want is like. to have his letters read and some free candy and to live comfortably. he loves his students a lot and actively avoids associating with death eaters. he believes in merit above all and is wowed by skill and character regardless of blood status or background. hes a nice flawed old man and hes way better than snape i dont CARE we stan the real potions master

[likeawildthing]

slughorn pineapple potter, you’re named after the okayest man i ever knew

[dangerly]

[memewhore]

[arsetronaut]

THERES MORE

[rainbow-cokesniffer]

[pomp-adourable]

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

You don’t have to love your body

[naamahdarling]

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

[obfuscobble]

Potato girl has her life goals in order.

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

This is a game changer. 

[pocblog]

Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife (2018)

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.

[catchymemes]

[glitterweave]

Me trying to accomplish anything simple and making it way harder than it needs to be

[unclefather]

what it feels like to go to the bathroom right when you wake up

[bob-belcher]

[witchinghour]

Aubrey Plaza Behind the Scenes Photo Shoot with GQ Magazine

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.

[nocontextgoodplace]

[meanplastic]

“My mom told my brother to stay out of the cabinets and he didn’t listen so she did this lmao“

[sparreauxchirps]

When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.

[sparreauxchirps]

Livin the life.

[sparreauxchirps]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When your kid asks you a question or to help with something, instead of immediately giving them the answer, ask what they think the answer is and why they think that. Then do the same with the right answer, and over time this will help them with critical thinking and problem solving.

[love-personal]