✨Crisp✨

[semiotician]

i suck ass at being a girl boss my empire is crumbling so bad

[howpointlesss]

[kaijukattu]

I can wear what I want, act how I want, almost anything I want, but I can never change my name without saying goodbye.

[ymutate]

[crinosg]

Monkey just sitting there like “Hey did you get my ball yet” And the Caveman Astronaut is like “Almost almost just chill.”

[sonypraystation]

pogchimp

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

i can’t believe he’s gone

[android-spider]

:)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

stupid fucking slut hour 

[sloppystyle]

why does this mythbusters scene sound exactly like a tim and eric bit

[kaijukattu]

Your honour, I plead the Y I F F.

[qochita-remade-deactivated20230]

[kaijukattu]

Homestuck?

[kaijukattu]

McRibbed for her pleasure

[isomaruuuu]

[unclefather]

are you more right penis or left penis

[unclefather]

if you’re more right penis, you’re creative and intuitive. if you’re left penis, you’re orderly and analytical. 

[knvbljdflkgleknb]

I am not Latino but can I get a cute spanish nickname too?

gringo

[kaijukattu]

Kevlar is my favourite Homestuck troll

[kaijukattu]

And for my next trick I will become a camgirl

[aristotlemencloza]

Grief is just love with no place to go.

– unknown // Art piece by Ikenaga Yasunari

[kaijukattu]

Some people on this planet gotta go to jurch (jean church)