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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes

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styofa doing anything

tannertan36

ellievsbear

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Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Claire Keane

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dirt enthusiast

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@katebelate
thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public
when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time
I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek
Happy Pride!
good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........
Panties hit the FLOOR
you know it sister
being very fat means that sometimes you will encounter a chair that is so spindly, so fragile, so delicate. sometimes you will encounter a chair that is made of matchsticks and dreams. and has a seat the size of an ipad. a chair that resembles a newly born deer taking its first shaky steps. being very fat means that sometimes a thin person will offer this chair to you as a seat and not even think about it. meanwhile you, the fat person, if you listen very closely and with an open heart, can actually hear the chair whimpering and coughing like a sick victorian child. a thin person will offer this chair to you, a very fat person, and you have to look at them. and then the chair. and then your hips. and back at them. and be like. let's be real. can we please be real for a second. can we please use our spatial awareness right now. like it's okay we are allowed to use our spatial awareness when it comes to my ass. it's all good.
he would like you to stay hydrated
can you put that thing on a leash?
miffy with a pearl earring i adore you
my boss's trans lesbian daughter gave me really gross Chinese liquor
great mnemonic for the names of the planets
I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins
I’m so good at video games
we just found out doing this typically hurts the human body
some weird as hell shawtys on this site