Tír Tairngire

I may be a little obsessed with batman/danny phantom aus.

[catchymemes]

[prof-grace-aspen]

This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.

I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!

[mieaouy]

Here’s a visual I found because I couldn’t understand the instructions well

[sushinfood]

My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.

[roseverdict]

wait wait i gotta try this, i don’t think i’ve had Actual Silence since i was like 5

[roseverdict]

HOW THE FUCK

[alex51324]

Reblogging to save a life, and also because, even if you don’t have tinnitus, this is totally worth trying if you like new sensory experiences.  

[dcxdpdabbles]

Damian: Richard. I require....assistance, and if you have the knowledge, some advice. Dick: Of course, Dami. What can I help with? Damian: There is a classmate of mine that I wish to romance; however, my formal speech seems to be off-putting to him and has caused me to be labeled a "fruitloop" in his eyes. I wish to learn teenage slang, despite the butchering of the English language. Dick shock: What Damian: Hold on, please. *pulls out a stack of papers* Jon made a dictionary of common slang. Let me rephrase my request. "Yo, teach me those made rizz skills to help me bag a baddie. Ya dig?" Tim from down the hall: What in the nine levels of hell was that? Damian: Drake! How many times have I warned you to stop illegally surveilling my private conversations! *Flips through papers* I mean, Yo, that's wack! Tim: Make him stop, Dick! I'm breaking into hives! Dick: Okay, Dami, I'll help, but first, I'm pretty sure Jon gave you slang words from the 90s. Let's look for words of this era, since kids won't know what you're saying. Damian: I see. Only old people would know these, huh. Are these words nostalgic to you, since you are from the late 1900s? Tim: Oh shit! Dick, he's disrespecting you! To your face! Right to your face! Dick: Tim! I swear to Alfred's cookies recipe, if you don't shut up, I am going to tell Damian about the Rubber Duck incident. Tim: ....I apologize for my outburst. As a formal appology allow me to help you charm Daniel Fenton. Damian: How....How do you know his name! Tim sticking his head out of his room: I have coffee with him once a week Dick: Why? Tim: He joined the photography club. Damian: I was under the impression you were the only one in that club Tim: I was! Now there are two of us! And before you lose your mind, Damian, he likes you! He takes pictures of you when you're unaware to bring to the meetings! Damian hopeful: Truly?! Dick: Wait, you mean to tell me you knew a boy was taking pictures of Damian without his knowledge and just let it happen?!? Tim: Course not. I made recommendations for the light settings. I can't let my only club member not improve. Dick, rubbing the bridge of his eyes: I can't do this anymore. When is Bruce coming home? Damian: Should I pose? Do you think Daniel will like it if I pose? What do you think, Drake? Tim: Steps into my office. We can talk.

[alyakthedorklord]

Soulmate body swap au where Danny swaps with his soulmate (in my mind its damian or maybe cass) while they’re in the middle of a fight.

Like, a big fight. Parademons, alien invasion, full arkham breakout kind of fight. All hands on deck, no backup, all in kind of fight.

And then comms just come on and Danny is there in a hero’s body like “hey, soo… is now a bad time to be soul switched?”

And every listening hero has this sudden stomach dropping horrified reaction, because oh my god, this is almost certainly a civilian, on the battlefield, where are they, who were they fighting last, they’re gonna die, oh no, who’s closest go save them NOW.

And then danny’s like “oh cool a sword i kinda know what to do with this.” (Canonically he has fought with a katana before)

Okay, hes got some training, just keep yourself safe we’re coming

And then ten minutes later Dany’s back on comms like “Great news guys! Some of my power is attached to my soul so I can use it even in this body! Fun.” (If its a hero who has been in contact with laz water he’s draining it to fuel his ectoblasts)

Another two minutes go by and now its just “oh, who’s a big eldritch soul-eating puppy dog? You are! Yes you are, good boy!”

The hero in danny’s body is having a full blown panic attack, trying to contact their team, trying to figure out where their soulmate is, if they’re okay, how to help them, and when they finally get eyes on the situation danny is just-

Charging into battle on Cujo’s back, weapon raised, manic glee and lazarus glow in his eyes and a war cry on his lips as he completely crushes anything in his way.

Sam: yeah thats what I thought he’d be doing

Tucker: he’s surprisingly adaptable

Dannys soulmate: 0///0

[loriboriboos]

I am human

[dcxdpdabbles]

Clark: I'm here. What's the emergency?

Lois: Perry is making one of us cover....the kid.

Clark: The kid?

Lois: You know. The kid. Bruce Wayne's kid.

Clark: Richard Grayson? Whats the problem he's a well mannered young man?

Lois: No. The other one.

Clark: Bad Luck Daniel Grayson?!

Lois: Yes.

Clark: The same Daniel Grayson that put Jimmy in the hospital last year after taking his photo!?

Lois: Yes the very same. Maryann tried reporting on him Monday and her house flooded within the hour.

Clark: How!? It didnt ran this week!

Lois: The dam near her house broke, but get this, out of all the houses near it, only Maryann's got washed away.

Clark: I dont like that.

Lois: Look Clark, the only ones left to try and cover a story on the Bad Luck Grayson twin is you and me, and frankly only one of us is indestructible.

Clark: Oh fine, I'll take on the story. Besides, Ma overheard us gossiping about the boy in Jimmy's hospital room and she was less then impress. She insisted the bad luck isn't real.

Lois: and you believe her?

Clark: Its Ma.

Lois: Fair enough. Thanks Smallville and good luck. Your plan leaves in half a hour by the way.

Meanwhile in Gotham:

Danny: B?

Bruce: Yeah?

Danny: My shadow is laughing again.

Bruce: Tell your shadow to not cause trouble. The reporters from the Daily Plant are going to be here any minute

Danny: Its just started laughing harder.

Dick: Is it laughing? Just looks like it shaking to me- oh wait thats the cliche cartoon evil villain laugh pose. Yeah, Shadow is definitely laughing.

Danny: I think Johnny's shadow is a bad influence to mine. I shouldn't let them hang out anymore.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Why did you call me again?

Clockwork: I need a human to sneak into a another ghost's haunt and remove some of the curses placed on there.

Danny: And why can't you do it?

Clockwork: She's my ex and the less I see of her the better.

Danny: Then why do you want to remove the curses?

Clockwork: I still love her. I dont want her to be hurt.

Danny: Why-

Clockwork: If you ask another why question I'm going to stop time on your body. You'll never get through puberty, stuck forever in it. Until the day you die.

Danny: Please forgive my needless questions. I shall ensure the quest bestowed upon me shall be completed without fail.

Clockwork: Yeah that's what I thought. Now there are seven hidden epicenter of where the curses are anchored. You need to find the anchores and purify them with this purification water and follow the steps in this ritual book to completely remove the curses.

Danny: understand.

Clockwork: Good. Now she will not be happy if she realizes you work for me, so you must remain as Fenton the entire time. Do. Not. Be. Phantom. In. Her. Domain.

Danny: Yes sir!

Clockwork: Wonderful. The portal will drop you off at the bus stop that will take you to her Haunt. I do not know where the anchors are but I am sure they are within the city limit of her Haunt. Now go, save Lady Gotham!

Danny: On my way! *under his breath* You creepy ex.

Clockwork: What was that?

Danny: Nothing!

[mousegirlheart]

[mousegirlheart]

[adventures-in-mimesis]

this format is fucking horrifying

[mousegirlheart]

[shrewdbunny-art]

[prettyboysinpain]

Also the horrors🧱

[prettyboysinpain]

Extra bricks up for grabs -> 🧱🧱🧱🧱

(actually if anyone quotes this with a specific tag I will edit it on as a treat)

[unyieldingsilence]

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[prettyboysinpain]

They don’t look so good..

[prettyboysinpain]

Biblical levels of greed btw

[prettyboysinpain]

I think we can stop throwing bricks at them, the blorbo is DOWN.

[prettyboysinpain]

ENOUGH

[prettyboysinpain]

“Ooughh…”

YAY!! The loop has reset and the blorbo is once again safe from the horrors <3

[kemiewolf]

[superconfusedcoryn]

Has this been done?

[infectiouspiss]

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[ospreyonthemoon]

@markscherz do you know what type of frog this is? I can't tell if its a small adult or a baby frog.

[markscherz]

This is a juvenile Chacophrys pierottii, arguably the most comically proportioned frog ever. Here is an adult. If I had not taken this photo myself I would think it’s some kind of ridiculous meme render.

These are also the frogs that bury themselves in a backwards spiral that is seriously relatable.

[pippohound]

Spinny boy goes 'bye'

I also would like to nope away from some responsibilities via backward spiral in warm cozy sand, like our good sir Chaco Pierrot up there.

[wang-fire]

tag urself, im aang

[bundibird]

I've seen this at least once every day for the last three days, and every time, I absolutely lose it at Toph's "STAIRS"

[nerdpoe]

bitch i'm drunk (it's my day off) gimme a prompt and i'll write it out for you

unless i fall asleep

[nerdpoe]

"Danny says you're crazy."

Talia took a deep breath through her nose. Held it. Let it out.

"Danny needs to understand that the life of an assassin requires a certain level of ruthlessness."

"Danny says I'm only seven. Danny says you should know better."

Talia turned to another page in the Grimoire she'd stolen. Surely, there was a way to separate her son from the spirit that turned him against her.

"...Danny says you're a bad mom."

"Danny should make himself visible to me and say that to my face."

"Danny says he's trying but that you 'fucked up' your spell."

"Damian!" Talia shouted, and swore she could hear another, younger voice shout it alongside her.

A vase that was on a shelf was thrown off, and she neatly dodged it.

Change of plans, she wasn't just separating the spirit from her son, she was going to kick it's ass.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Maddie: You're just like your father! Danny: Okay? Maddie: The biological one, not the adoptive one. Danny: *Gasp* How DARE you. Jack: No? He's not? Bruce plans for everything and is prepared for anything. Danny gets lost in Ikea. Remember? We found him crying under one of the bed displays after he went missing for six hours. Last year. Danny: That place is a trap set by otherworld beings trying to take humans captive! Jack: Oh, wait, yeah, you really are just like your father. That was definitely Bruce Wayne's paranoia. Danny: *betrayed gasp* Et tu, Papa Jack? Bruce: I love seeing my two exes and my son, but why does it feel like every time I come over, I end up with my feelings hurt? Maddie: I left you for a reason, Bruce. Bruce: Actually, I broke up with you and Jack. Jack: I was under the impression we ended things mutually? Danny: You guys aren't together? Jazz! Mom and Dad aren't with Bruce anymore Jazz from the other room: No! Who's going to find us when Ikea traps us, now?!

[mikkeneko]

[kalichnikov]

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

[azrealini]

Not so fast! Submerge the bird in cold tap water and replace that water every 30 minutes until thawed if you want to salvage your holiday feast

[mousegirlheart]

Well I’ll be damned, Spiderman did it. He saved Thanksgiving.

Good work, Spiderman. I’m proud of you. Unlike my own cringefail son.

[jackalspine]

Phantom: <opens Baja Blast and spits in it>

Spiderman: ????!??

Phantom: <retrieves charging cable and sticks the USB half into ecto-infused Baja Blast>

Spiderman: …Danny that’s now how t

Phantom: <plugs USB-C side into his phone and shows him the conscious text file that pops up on his phone, the content of which seems to indicate the phone is writing in agony>

Spiderman: danny…..

(Based off my post from 2022 about the bullshit properties of ectoplasm lol)

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Jiang Pengyi aka 蒋鹏奕 (Chinese, b. 1977, Yuanjiang, Hunan Province, China) - Everything Illuminates No.1-10 from series, 2012, Photography