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Theatre. Music. Art. Literature. Chicago.

[the-memedaddy]

[andlifemovesonn]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hydro-homies]

It’s gonna be May

[toastbutteregg]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[jonstarks]

- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

[wizardlyghost]

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

[lubricates]

same

[splitjawjanitor]

I mean…

She would know.

[garmbreak1]

Barbie ran as a Dem twice, a Republican once, won as an independent and then instituted a state of emergency to keep a hold on power beyond the two-term limit, if I’m reading this correctly.

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

the state of emergency was that barbie wasn’t gonna be president anymore 

[sharpestlives]

im thinking about them (honey bear bottles)

[sourisms]

love the colors, miss the ocean

[animatedmovie-deactivated201709]

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

[luthienne]

Hélène Cixous, Hyperdream (tr. Beverly Bie Brahic)

[kelsiline]

[somnolentsuggestions]

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

[khe1]

lets be honest with ourselves for a moment: who doesnt love a good fruit from time to time

[darlinggod]

why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.

[fuckyeahasexual]

Okay so I don't know why people say sex or love is what makes us human. Lots of organisms in nature have sex or mate for life. You know what makes us human? Cooking. Nothing else in nature cooks except humans. Checkmate aphobes. Sincerely, an ace cook.

….

…

is that true??

Holy shit!!

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014