bites you bites you

mikey | he/it | i do nothing here :)

[kukwee]

[notryvn]

— Some more austroraptors!

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[masktrel]

Heheh

[agathathevelvetlady]

How it feels to play The Regent

[lady-quen]

Know Thy Place

[spiderqueenpc]

why does Neow keep reviving him

[forksthousands]

i really like necrobinder tbh, she is so cutieful to me

[probablynotsamantha]

god forbid women do anything

[weaselishmcdiesel]

would u be mad if i had 5 million orbs.... would u be mad if i had 1 million powers.......

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[amphsy]

We gotta talk about this thing

[mevil]

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[vhotart]

I CANT TAKE IT ANY LONGER ..!!

[trilli0ntv]

kindred

alt under cut LOL