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basil or kyle - 26 - he/him - just need a place to get stuff out of my head.

[partlysmith]

[ky-brof]

crying like a fucking baby because he gave me a plushie was so embarrassing. but also when I was busy doing something he talked to my new keychain Ricky the mammoth who's one inch tall and told him about how loved he's going to be. I can't fucking wait to see him as a dad

[ky-brof]

he half fell asleep on top of my head a little while ago and drooled in my hair. which he was embarrassed about and I think normally I'd hate that but I love him. a lot? I love him a lot now he's sleeping on my chest and tucked against my cheek and I know there's going to be drool on my shirt again, but he's so fucking cute I don't care. I want to sneak away and go buy slurpees for us so we can watch YouTube and get high together. I think he means everything to me

[northirn]

all dragons deserve at least 15 hours of sleep a day, as a treat

[beastliness]

superficial features which make a person objectively more attractive:

gender nonconformity

a profile in which the nose features prominently

striking and unusual voice

sexually repressed but in a way that I can work with

notable height (in either direction)

glasses

other unusual physical features (red hair, freckles, protruding ears, vitiligo, etc.)

visibly haunted

condemned by god to an eternity of suffering

plays an instrument

[kosmogrl]

[dogpuppy]

[qiyra]

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

[transarsonist]

[shinosarna]

Some people are taking "Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose" as a challenge.

[lastoneout]

Love the people in the notes like "this would fix me" bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.

[whyenn-reader]

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

[whyenn-reader]

stop making this post cute. it's blunt and violent. it's about humiliating needlessly cruel people not about bickering with loved ones.

[selkielore]

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[hypotenussy]

[1995lahaine]

no bc this video has me in TEARS it looks like a sketch or a bit or a fucking tiktok but no that woman is legitimately fighting for her life while this bitch records some socmed segment for a ski resort

[ashyguysworld]

And they uplo… they uploaded it.

[pencilium]

The following day:

[criticaloser]

no you don’t understand. sherlock and john both had full lives before they met. they were full grown adults with lived experiences so vastly different from one another. and then they met. and suddenly they never had an experience without the other again. they built a life together, essentially shattering the ones they had known before. there were similarities of course but not the same at all. i’m literally sick.

[ky-brof]

I accidentally woke him up a little so I rolled onto my stomach and his answer to that was to slide his hand up under my hoodie and hold onto my back. I'm never recovering from this.

[ky-brof]

how the fuck can I think a sleeping guy who keeps grabbing my ass is the epitome of romance. he just squeezed down a little and I'm thinking about what color our suits at our wedding are going to be. put me down

[ky-brof]

he rolled back a bit ago and I was pretty convinced he was just going to flip around? but he's been spooning me for ages. he doesn't normally face one direction the whole time he's sleeping. he pulls his hand back sometimes then he moves and touches my stomach and his hand goes searching until he can tuck it along my hip divot. he's in my underwear again and snoring. I love him so much it makes me feel insane..???

[ky-brof]

I always forget how much I love him until it's in my face like this. my stomach hurts and I'm so happy but I know I have to go home soon. I don't want him to let me go. he's cuddled up behind me, snoring, wearing my hoodie that stinks like the cigarettes I'm trying to quit, and he's got one of his hands twisted into the waistline of my underwear. he's holding on because he says I'm warm- even though he's way warmer. I don't think I'll ever get enough of the way he loves me.