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@lckquotes
Most people are very selfish. Most people don’t give a shit what happens as long as they get to do their favorite thing. People don’t even want to back off from their favorite thing. They won’t even do their second favorite thing.
Louis CK (via promisespromises101)
I’m really curious about what people think they’re doing when they’re doing something evil, casually. I think it’s really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.
Louis CK (via promisespromises101)
loneliness konulu
Feliz Año! Happy New Year!
“You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path…” - Louis CK.
Source: https://imgur.com/apwcHq5
Lost time
“When a person tells you you hurt them, you don’t get to decide you didn’t”
-Louis CK
I never in my mind thought about this but there is a gazillion truths in that sentence and it just makes me quite sad.
Who didn’t let the gorilla into the ballet?”
Who?
“Just the people who are in charge of that decision.”
Taken from: http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/news/a36951/louis-ck-and-jon-stewart-daily-show-interview/
Falling in love starts with, ‘who the fuck is this?’
Louis CK (via clash-humor)
Comedian Louis C.K. Saturday Night Live (SNL) Monologue. Louis CK Stand Up comedy show. Louis CK - the best. Louis CK - God, Men and Hunger (SNL Monologue)
I think if there is a God, I don’t know if it’s the one in the Bible, 'cause that’s a weird story if he’s our father and we’re his children. That’s it. “Our Father who art in Heaven.” Where’s our Mother? What happened to our Mom? What did he do to our Mom? Something happened. Somewhere in Heaven, there’s a porch with a dead lady under it and I want this story! Somebody’s gotta check the trunk of God’s car… for bleach and rope and fibers. Well, how can we not have a Mother?! At least, maybe God’s divorced. Maybe he has an ex-wife. God’s a single dad and he’s raising us alone… and we’re praying, and he’s like, “I’M TRYING!! It’s just ME up here!!” Maybe that’s what’s going on. Maybe – maybe your life is your time — This is our weekend with Dad. That’s what life is… is your weekend… and then when you die, you go to Mom’s house.
Louie agrees to critique a new comic at an open mic.
“Somebody called me an Indian giver recently. I don’t know if you’ve heard that expression. Since you were kids, but I remember we used to call each other— “Indian giver” is one of the most offensive things you could ever— because what it’s meant to be is that someone gave you something and then they changed their minds. That makes you an Indian giver. And we equate this to the indians because our feeling is that they gave us America, and then they— well, they didn’t take it back, certainly. We got here and the indians were like, “hi.” And we were like, “hey, can we have everything ?” And they were like, “well, we don’t know what ‘have’ means, but enjoy all the things that you need, like we do.” So we start killing all of them. And they were like, “oh, dude, “could you not do that part where you kill all of us? ‘cause that’s kind of a drag for us.” And we’re like, “you guys are Indian givers! oh, my God! we’re gonna name that after you. You guys are dicks !”
https://www.facebook.com/louisckquotes2 (via louiequotes)
“Are you a lizard?”
“I’m amazed that I haven’t heard about that. Like, that rich old guys Why aren’t they getting new dicks? ‘Cause with the amount of money poured into people’s tits and their faces, how are old, rich, asshole guys “I’m getting a new one!” On the golf course, “Getting my new dick on Wednesday.” And I don’t mean like a synthetic kind of transvestite kind of pink pea pod Frankenstein grafted-off-your-leg dick. I mean some dead kid’s dick on your body. Like a new “Happy ending to a sad story” on your body. The next time some 22-year-old Puerto Rican track star gets hit by a bus, I get his dick right here, his beautiful, shiny, brown dick on my body, next to… 'Cause I’m keeping the old one. I’m gonna have both for awhile. Like when they were building the new Yankee Stadium and the old one was still there, that’s gonna be what this is like.”
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