Le Renouveau Clientele

The many faces of Le Renouveau

[baxsmythe]

On my way, maam. 

[lerenclientele]

[thedarlingofbroadway-deactivate]

I’m afraid you’ve confused me another actress, Ms. Harrington. I’m Rachel Berry.

[lerenclientele]

Have I?  Oh dear...must be time to get the prescription updated, but you are just lovely, Miss Berry!  I'm afraid I haven't really watched much television since they cancelled All My Children, and General Hospital became downright ridiculous with their plot lines.

But any way, I digress, I'm tickled to see other night owl like myself here!

[baxsmythe]

Ha, anything you want, Ms. Harrington. You know you’re my favorite client. 

[lerenclientele]

Then get on that stage and make with the gyrating!

[baxsmythe]

Lovely to see you, Miss Berry.  Please let me know if there’s… anything I can do for you. 

[lerenclientele]

In the event she says no, I can think of at least 4 you could do for me, sonny.

[thedarlingofbroadway-deactivate]

Ah, Le Ren, it’s been a bit hasn’t it? Over a week.

Let’s see if I’m still seeing green with you, or like my last visit, an intense red.

[lerenclientele]

Oh!  I've seen you before!  

Weren't you that adorable little girl from that John Hughes movie with the funny man from Saturday Night Live's brother?  Oh how my grandchildren simply adored you!

Goodness you see all types of faces at this nightclub!

[lerenclientele]

I've been sitting here for a damned eternity!

[lerikki-lo-blog]

Yes, sir.

[lerenclientele]

Service with a smile, and a strip tease.

[lerenclientele]

I've been sitting here for a damned eternity!

[lerikki-lo-blog]

Okay, I’ll be back momentarily. 

[lerenclientele]

No, you will be back, ASAP.  And then I'd like to actually see a dance, yanno, since this is a strip club and you are a stripper.  

A novel concept, I'm sure.

[lerenclientele]

I've been sitting here for a damned eternity!

[lerikki-lo-blog]

It’s definitely hard work, but to each their own.

Which liquor would you like?

[lerenclientele]

Well I want whatever shot it is you've been handing out tonight, shot girl.

[lerenclientele]

I've been sitting here for a damned eternity!

[lerikki-lo-blog]

I work on Reprise and Recommencement as a private dancer. Between dances, I help the manager of the waiting staff as a shot girl.

[lerenclientele]

Is that so?  Hmm.  I don't typically consider you dancers workers.  This is 'work' to you?  Bringing me entertainment is somehow...laborious for you?

'Work' is 12 hours straight on the set of an action movie that's about to wrap.    

But that is a debate I do not wish to have.  I'd like that shot you've yet to offer me, shot girl.

[lerenclientele]

I've been sitting here for a damned eternity!

[goldstarsandmetaphores]

Okay. No cake. Creme brulee coming with double whiskey on the rocks.

[lerenclientele]

And would you hurry it up please?  

[lerenclientele]

I've been sitting here for a damned eternity!

[goldstarsandmetaphores]

Alright,Sir. One thick slice of dark chocolate cake coming.

[lerenclientele]

No no no no.  Wait.  I don't want that.

Make it creme brûlée instead.  And a double whiskey on the rocks while you're at it.

[lerenclientele]

I've been sitting here for a damned eternity!

[lerikki-lo-blog]

Anything in particular? I’m sure a waitress has gotten you your bread basket. What drink would you like?

[lerenclientele]

Answer me something; what is it that you do here exactly?

[lerenclientele]

I've been sitting here for a damned eternity!

[goldstarsandmetaphores]

True. I apologize. Bringing that menu now.

[lerenclientele]

Ehhhh this is taking entirely too long, I've changed my mind.  Chocolate cake.  

A thick slice of dark chocolate cake.  That's what I want.  Run along and bring it to me.

[lerenclientele]

I've been sitting here for a damned eternity!

[renaissarah]

I… I’ll work on that, sir. Let me take care of your drink first. Do you also want to check our menu?

[lerenclientele]

I've got about four people asking to help me out at once so...I think if you hopped up on that stage with that sexy latina chick, this can all...sort itself out.

[lerenclientele]

I've been sitting here for a damned eternity!

[lerikki-lo-blog]

Sir, I’m sorry about your wait. What can we interest you in?

[lerenclientele]

I think I've already made it abundantly clear what I want.

[lerenclientele]

I've been sitting here for a damned eternity!

[goldstarsandmetaphores]

Your wish is my command when it comes to food, Mr. I’ll be right back with your basket bread, the drink and would you like anything else to eat?

[lerenclientele]

Typically one needs a menu to make a food choice.  How do you propose I do that without one?  

[lerenclientele]

I've been sitting here for a damned eternity!

[renaissarah]

I’ll take care of that right now, sir, what can I get you? On the house, of course.

[lerenclientele]

Oh yeah?  You I want on that stage.  Or maybe my lap.