Personally, I'm more in the Genshin Impact fandom right now and wasn't sure if I should post genshin arts here because there are a lot of ppg fans following me. But somehow I want my Genshin fanarts to be here as well, so over the next few days I will post my overdue drawings. I apologize to all my PPG followers
sometimes i think about childe ships and its like: zhongli, traveler, scaramouche... and which just thinking about it- since these guys are all over 500+ years old at least- MEANS we have, by fandom, labeled childe a certified senior citizen fucker
xtra !! notes: reader is gender neutral (no set pronouns), reader is solo singer <3
okay so yall know that tiktok video about different genshin characters playing just dance? i lowkey feel like diluc and zhongli would not be putting their all into it, AND THEN YOU AND CHILDE AND KAEYA ARE DANCING YOUR GUYS ASSES OFF LIKE YESSSSS.
yall are doing a collab together so you guys stay in the same hotel. you'd prolly run into zhongli and diluc getting up early to get a cup of coffee and breakfast. you end up joining them, being treated to some caffiene and bagel sandwiches.
i feel like childe and kaeya would be snoozing in till like afternoon time 💀 by the time they do get up, they drag you out for lunch before you can go to your choreography session, taking you out to some chinese diner. turns out they already planned on coming here and made a reservation for three <3
you order chow mein and while youre slurping away at your noodles, childe accidentally flicks kaeya in the face with a piece of green bean as he tries to get a grip on his chopsticks. kaeya looks like he's boutta murder the ginger...
you end up handing him a kid's pair of chopsticks, which had grip handles for him to use LMAO. he could finally eat his tofu; he actually had tears in his eyes
you all end up doing choreography lessons together because of your collab. in between breaks, expect childe and kaeya to be flirting with you non-stop before diluc and zhongli drag them off, apologizing on their behalf.
"say, you look absolutely ravishing to-OW OW OW OW!"
"that's what you get for being shameless."
"y'know our manager is going to kill us if you keep runing my face, right?"
"...."
its so much fun to see diluc and kaeya arguing over who gets the bathroom from your room lol. your room is right next door so you pretty much can rely on them to be your alarm clock.
"i get to use the bathroom first because i'm the most favorite member out of the group!"
"who told you that?"
"everyone?"
zhongli's probably the dad of the whole group, but like, he doesn't understand why his simps call him geo daddy.
"whose the geo daddy? i'm the geo daddy? i don't have kids though 🤔"
kaeya lowkey enjoys all the attention he gets. fans and stans he can handle, but his simps are....kind crazy.
"i mean you can tell them i'm available, cause i am ;)"
"...."
"they're fourteen?"
*sips his diet coke awkwardly*
childe doesn't understand why everyone calls him ed sheeran- although he still enjoys all the attention that he can get from his fans and stans. he has just as many simps as the rest of the members.
"who the fuck is kaeyascumdumpster? actually, who the fuck is kaeya? WHY IS IT NOT ABOUT ME?"
their favorite drinks? zhongli enjoys tea (earl grey, green tea, and lemon tea) but also occasionally drinks wine. diluc loathes alcohol, but will settle on juices, more specifically grape juice. childe enjoys drinking alcohol, yes, but he also prefers drinking chocolate milk. he's such a kid on the inside sniffle ;( kaeya is the alcoholic bitch of the group, sue him. keeps a bottle of wine hidden in his duffel bag
these guys are kinda like your bodyguards. everytime yall go out decked out in caps and black masks, all four of them are like surrounding you so no one can recoginize you and get on their knees and declare their love for you. it's happened before and that eneded up with you being whacked in the head with a box of chocolates and a boquet of sickenly sweet-smelling roses.
childe forces everyone to take group selfies before the night you leave so you can have tons of memories to look back into. i can just imagine kaeya doing this: 👉👌😉 and diluc just making a straight face the whole time, zhongli managing a small smile, childe just smirking like the dumb bastard he is, and you in the middle of it all, with a bright smile on your face <3
expect kaeya or childe to phone you a few weeks later with an idea for another collab... 💀
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