and the light burns low

where were you?

[unic0rrn-sluts]

[spongedong]

*sees good art* *gets excited* *thinks I can art* *tries to art* *cant art* *sobs*

[burgrs-deactivated20120508]

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

[chekhov]

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

[becomingonewithmybed]

[filmbear93]

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

[afternoonsnoozebutton]

Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)

AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.

“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

[lexiedainne]

What's the big deal? They kissed of fucking well

[lexiedainne]

Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

[alycat33]

"History shows us that people who end up changing the world are always nuts, until they are right, and then they are geniuses" -John Eliot

(via imaginepeace16)

[hashtaglmao]

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

[cryptic-ivy]

If you do not feel the need to defend Neville Longbottom at all costs, you need to sit down and re-evaluate your priorities. 

[ameriqan]

goodbye children

[crrocs]

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

[randomrazl-deactivated20190731]

[teenagepics]

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

[snoia]

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

[lexiedainne]

Harry Potter's Character Development

Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.

Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.

[freudian-slipped]

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

[sad-butsassy]

Holy shit.

[samisoffthewall]

[momcrotch-deactivated20180306]

how about getting stabbed

[c-parks-deactivated20220519]

good luck calling for medical attention with a dead phone