[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

[sweetcribs]

HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!

[youmaycallmecas]

THE DICKHEADS ARE STUNNED

[seasons-of-ceres]

@mercer-safehouse  

[epiphanies]

“Without being too showboating about it, this is the love of the movie. This is the great love. This is the love lost, this is the love found again, this is the reason to continue fighting and to go to the ends of the Earth for the person that you love. And it’s her best friend and her best friend’s daughter which, to me, is so natural.”

 - Brie Larson

[rainbowkarolina]

Carol and Maria in Captain Marvel (2019)

[saucefactory-deactivated2019103]

how could anyone look at this and not see that they are Married™

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[lillivati]

cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description

[geek-scientist]

jane the virgin: portraying a bisexual man in a healthy relationship and slaying biphobes since 2017

[alexander]

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

[goldnpoc]

I have to bc I’m ugly

[ampervadasz]

Loooooooong

[daco-broman]

arrested for longitudinal crimes

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable.

[sun--spirit-deactivated20210126]

Only fifty bucks for these rambunctious gals.

[rydenarmani]

what a deal for the drama

[yeehawlw]

me: [considers coming out to someone]

them: [says something homophobic]

me:

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

[valtsv]

me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:

[latenights]

I’ll literally cancel plans just to stay at home and do nothing

[awhiteshirt]

Jim.

[okaymad]

[lhmccoys]

You: MTV Music Awards

Me, an intellectual: Eurovision Song Contest

[emmy4keri]