lemonlemon

but i am not someone who likes to wound rather i have a quiet mind

[depsidase]

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[vividciggy]

TLT as tumblr text posts (pt. 2)

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[telltaletypist]

war and hate on planet venus

[miss-wizard]

suck my blood and kill my penus

[brainy-gremlin-official]

[jeejyboard]

"Sold to fleetwood mac" fic trend but the main character just gets forgotten and left behind at the hotel within 3 days bc the band is too busy fucking and fighting each other

[jeejyboard]

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[relaxnotshaveeyebrows]

harrow the ninth Book Of All Time actually. gaslights the audience immediately. doesn’t answer any of the questions from the last book until like 300 pages in. complete perspective shift. complete tonal shift. god is making poe references and meme references in the same breath. blink and you’ll miss it lore drops that are actually critical to understanding what’s going on. so so much grief. Book Of All Time.

[im-bi-tall-and-caffeinated]

Just saw multiple ppl on insta posting "the tomb is empty" and I was like "wow a lot of people getting into The Locked Tomb, did I miss the new release??" before remembering it was Easter yesterday

[valtsv]

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

[valtsv]

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

[milfbaitt]

caincore

[valtsv]

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

[valtsv]

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

[lackadaisycal-art]

The TOBS maxxing continues

[dateamonster]

can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[barnsburntdownnow]

Lindy Pollard Oregon, 2022

[achillesinhighheels]

Sleeping Muse

By Misha Frid

[sylvleon]

watching atla for the first time