Lilith's Journal

hi, I am Mackenzie :) welcome to my blog! I am a canadian living in the lovely city of Toronto in order to make a living off my art (or at least that is that plan). So enjoy the ride!

[kant-deactivated20190908]

true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

it just sounds better on the amv idk what to tell you

[celebritydetox]

That time Babra Streisand painted one of Oprah’s microphones to match her outfit without asking Oprah. I love that abrupt cut to commercial!

[pickleofadilley]

ICONIC MOMENTS IN DIVA HERSTORY

[objetocotidiano]

Simplicity and monochromatic frames

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[shesnake]

straight vampires are so unrealistic

[shesnake]

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

[punchingnazis]

The staff unanimously agrees to post this without further comment, in that no further comment is necessary.

[official-lucifers-child]

me: oh haha like “stop the count” yeah

me: *sees the blog name*

me: :O

me: :D

[mesolithics]

if they end up having to physically drag trump out of the white house, I want that shit livestreamed. 

[barbienefertiti]

I’ll represent you in court :)

[niggaweaintfriends]

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

[wheresmywig]

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

[ifuckwiththerainbows]

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

[brownbitchacho]

Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok

[diazeddies]

for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.

[apollo-and-the-moon]

Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief

[goobra]

[spidaerman]

please watch over the moon, i mean look at this ICON 🌙 ✨

[gif87a-com]

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

I cannot decide if this says more about cats or humans

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[josemoneyz]

[massacre-girlypop]

Never seen so much emotion from a toy shark.

[megatrip]

[uskradetat-deactivated20170722]

I’m dying

[soubrettina]

the things nerds do to avoid awkward conversations…

[democraticsenator]

This reminds me of that one story where this guy ran a marathon and whenever someone would try to talk to him, he would run a little faster to avoid small talk conversation with other competitors and ended up winning the marathon

[lesbianscoundrel]

there are three questions you must ask yourself every day

is it cute?

is it sexy? and

is it OSHA compliant?

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

[wildersage]

it sucks that once you're 21 you've unlocked all the age restricted privileges you'll ever get. I think it should go on as you get older. after 30 piracy is allowed. at 42 you're allowed to shoplift. once you're 65 all drugs are legal. after 80 you can do arson. if you make it to 100 you're allowed to commit a murder.

[metaldinleyenpic0]

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

[belvanabean]

i wanna fuck and then die

[nationalparkcryptid]

cicadas the lot of you

[thenatsdorf]

Learning to play Magic with the boys. (via relaxedhoodiebean)

[stars-in-mine-eyes-deactivated2]

HELP HIM YOU MONSTERS HE’S CONFUSED