[just-shower-thoughts]

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

[dammitradar]

finally a good fucking shower thought

[thisbibliomaniac]

Me on Fourth of July like

[depesoon]

Anyway, stop spreading white nationalist rhetoric and toxic nationalism thanks

[that-deist-dude-deactivated2022]

Nobody said anything about race. Stop that.

It’s nationalist to state facts now?

How is this toxic?

Show me countries better than the USA.

[baehraini]

economically

x

human freedom

x

quality of life

x

social progress 

x

income equality (america was among the worst)

x

healthcare

x x

gender equality

x

what exactly makes america the “best country” here? america doesn’t excel in anything.

[pop-titty-epic-deactivated20180]

I was gonna say aren’t we like #1 in a bunch of bad stats? Like aren’t we the top for rape and abuse?

[kvltovcoyote]

we are superior in waging wars, exporting and using firearms, and incarcerating the population among a lot of other terrible things. how depressing is patriotism and nationalism?

[swimmingferret]

I remember this epic moment from The Newsroom

Americans just buy into the propaganda they are the greatest country when there is absolutely zero evidence to say so.

[tattoome]

Manuel Cordini

[breakfastburritoe]

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

[vanity-without-sanity]

You spelled real wrong.

[breakfastburritoe]

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

when you’re eating dinner at a friends house and the food is gross

[thursday]

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[im-the-batmann]

[amelia-pond-inthe-tardis-blog]

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

[mariemirakle]

You can do it.

[bi-bi-buckleys]

[timsutton]

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

[nick-avallone]

me, smothering my bank account with unnecessary purchases: shh, shh shh shh

[b99thingsv2]

[fatmanatee]

[postllimit]

live footage of, me

[grantairefanclub-remade]

[ggoing]

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop