the pursuite of happiness

things that me happy hopefully they make you happy too

[lilydear]

[lilydear]

Obsessed with this Arrested Development themed Lego idea!

Arrested Development

Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together…It's Arrested Develop

[catchymemes]

[travalicious]

[sarcasmismydrugs]

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real. it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

[meowstic-remade-deactivated2015]

he does nt even know

[sweet-bitsy]

Know what

[tittily]

the economic state of america

[papasmoke]

Doctor told me to stop drinking mercury again lads

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

sue for malpractice and misinformation

[papasmoke]

Cant, my brain's lost the ability to form complex thoughts and arguments for some reason

[buzzfeed]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

No animal should be allowed to be this round

[aleikats]

Totaaaalllly Spppppiiiies

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

If courage isn’t the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn’t the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it

[oncemylove-deactivated20180625]

this is beautiful

[randomslasher]

By this same token, maybe goodness isn’t the absence of bad thoughts or impulses, but the conscious choice to behave according to your moral ideals in spite of them. 

[silverhawk]

i like musicals but like……good musicals. like the barbie movies

[queen-mayhem]

protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”

catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Are scabs like vampire fruit leather

listen you absolute miscreant i am going to shove a butternut squash so far up your ass your sphincter will start quoting the geneva conventions

[be-weird-be-happy]

I mentally, physically, emotionally, metaphorically and allegorically hate every aspect of this post

[khayyr]

i came. i saw. i left early

[chocolama]

What came first, the egg or Eren telling the chicken to lay a egg?

[caroldanversenthusiast]

from now on i only care about kristen stewart fending off ghosts

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:

[thirstymilf]

Me but when I’m watching porn

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

sis me fuckin too