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@limbi-scientist
howdy, nya'll.
i'm manager and this is my limbi blog.
currently trying to provide some information on the 'flaming clockhead' limbi that have been seen around here.
( in the same universe as @limbushusbandry || i follow from clockmanagement, which is my dante rp blog. )
that exotic limbi person is going to get themself or someone else seriously hurt or even killed.
at best, those kromers are habituated. at worst, they're smart enough to know how to get food if they do [x] thing.
frientist? you want pork? i have salami. it's pork salami. want some? I can send it over to you in a bag.
-@yisangarmy
Sounds lovely! I would like some yes!
ANYTHING FOR YOU FRIENTIST!!
Fry, you're not allowed to accept food from strangers. Are you trying to get poisoned?
Not only that, all kcorp staff should be aware of his allergies. Frientist, you're allergic to pork. If you somehow weren't aware.
And people still think he's a Limbi...?
I DIDNT KNOW! ILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME!
if it's mild stomach upset, then he should be allowed a bit of pork, i think.
if anaphylaxis or vomiting, then no.
my hex nail Faust keeps trying to run up and hug me. While I’d usually think this is a cute thing, the spike on its chest makes me reconsider. It’s not trying to kill me is it? By the way, how do I hug it safely anyways?
No it’s not trying to kill you, Hex Nail Fausts are just very affectionate. You just have to try very hard not to get hit by any of the nails
you should be able to put a pool noodle of some sort over it, though do be warned that this may cause some mild discomfort.
wait there's supposed to be payment?
I thought that work experience with wings didn't need payment.
I assume this must be you, Fry...
Some Wings offer unpaid internships but they're... Rare and generally don't end well. It's not technically illegal to offer them but... Suffice to say there's a reason they aren't the most common. Most jobs in the city are paid even if it is barely anything.
So yes, there is supposed to be payment.
This was not me! But... what? I am paid! In naps and living and lollipops!
bud, you need to be paid if you're providing labour. i think you need a union or something...
one of them just ran into a wall and knocked itself out.
going to see about burrito-ing it so that it doesn't do that again.
it'll probably manage it again, somehow, but it should be enough of a deterrence.
it made a train horn noise when it came to, and one of the other limbi had the bright idea to un-burrito it.
i currently have it bundled up with me in my hoodie.
i think it might be enjoying this. it keeps looking up at me.
one of them just ran into a wall and knocked itself out.
going to see about burrito-ing it so that it doesn't do that again.
it'll probably manage it again, somehow, but it should be enough of a deterrence.
Heard back from the limbiologist! Apparently, that little flaming fellow is a new species of limbi! Pretty unusual, too. Apparently they have a different form of vocalization that most other limbis can't understand?
Huh. Funky
quick correction: some limbis can understand this limbi - my yi sang limbi was able to understand it perfectly.
...do note that the yi sang is a purebred, though. crossbreeds and, uh, moggies may be a bit different.
they make little cash register noises when they're happy. interesting.
it's more towards those older cash registers, with the bell.
i've noticed this happen when they really like the food i'm giving them. i've been testing it for a little bit, and i think we're making some progress with getting these ones used to humans.
ah, found the nest where they've been hiding. they seem fairly skittish, but they do come when i have food in my hands.
...i still have no idea how they eat.
You’ve never heard of T Corp
oh, trust me, i have. i've known a few people from that nest - the way the ID tags got bastardized into making children work is disgusting.
Lies and slander!!! Meursault sunburns easily and should not be kept outside for long periods!!!! In my experience with Meursaults I have found they flourish most when provided with a small supply of paperwork with which to fill out.
- @galloponrosinante
I believe in the modern world we are making a push towards obliterating limbi labour. Unlike children they cannot consent to long working hours and the exhaustion that comes with it.
Not only that, it seems as if your meursaults have been mixed-breeds, as a true meursault wouldn't burn so easily. A purebread meursault would feel at home on the beach for long periods of time, and should be fed 1 cigarette snacks every so often too.
One size does not fit all when it comes to limbis, but our experience with meursaults is in the thousands.
what the fuck do you mean, children can consent to long working hours?
i mean, yeah, this is the City, and all, but children shouldn't be working when they can easily end up in a workplace fatality or accident.
Have you not seen Frientist? He's 8 years old and doing fine. I think you're over-reacting a little.
Not only that, we at Kcorp believe that permanent workplace injuries are a thing of the past. Isn't that wonderful?
ideally you'd want the kid to do some small jobs, not be right next to the goddamn machinery in the factories.
and psychological injuries are very much permanent. i've seen people cut themselves just to get regeneration ampoules.
Lies and slander!!! Meursault sunburns easily and should not be kept outside for long periods!!!! In my experience with Meursaults I have found they flourish most when provided with a small supply of paperwork with which to fill out.
- @galloponrosinante
I believe in the modern world we are making a push towards obliterating limbi labour. Unlike children they cannot consent to long working hours and the exhaustion that comes with it.
Not only that, it seems as if your meursaults have been mixed-breeds, as a true meursault wouldn't burn so easily. A purebread meursault would feel at home on the beach for long periods of time, and should be fed 1 cigarette snacks every so often too.
One size does not fit all when it comes to limbis, but our experience with meursaults is in the thousands.
what the fuck do you mean, children can consent to long working hours?
i mean, yeah, this is the City, and all, but children shouldn't be working when they can easily end up in a workplace fatality or accident.
i've seen at least one of the, um, dante limbi have a coat that says 'durante' instead. possible colour morph / mutation.
had to spend a good few minutes pouring my dad's alcohol down the drain and now i'm paranoid abt being abused bc i've seen how bad my brother gets.
if i suddenly go on hiatus, it's probably obvious why, hah.
Name the clock Limbi after Dante in case K Corp kills them
the lettering on their coat says 'dante' anyways, so...
there's now a goddamn cuckoo clock limbus, with the same colouration as the other flaming clock limbi.
i think this might be one of their young?
