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knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey
I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.
jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be
kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it
#ooof yes i would get stabbed in the thigh for you without hesitation but will i answer to your text? probably not (x)
#ooof yes i would get stabbed in the thigh for you without hesitation but will i answer to your text? probably not (x)
This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds
is it working
Yes