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[victusinveritas]

[unicorncryptid]

"set yourself rules -"

"ah but you see, then i know the guy who set those rules, and he's a chump."

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

[sepdet]

[emeraldwhale]

[kleefkruid]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[crescentbutton]

commander

[lili-tti]

Hi, I came to show you my illustration in the zine. I put my whole soul into it.

[miel-1411]

Not only the prince must constantly bake cookies 👀

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[newzerzura]

oh my GOD. oh my GOD. do you see this?? the way the brushstrokes simulate individual blades of grass or thatching on roofs. the SHADING! the fucking SHADING! EFFORTLESSLY blending the colors. the depth, the color, the vibrancy, the CONSTANT sense of movement despite any futurist-style exaggerations of motion. fuck. fucking amazing

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[caleshairtie]

I headcanon that the way Cale leads others is something he completely picked up and replicated from his days working with Team Leader Lee Soo Hyuk.

LSH was the only person he knew who he could look up to as a responsible person in his life, who was like a mentor to him.

Maybe when KRS became Team Leader, his first instinct was to ask himself, "What would Team Leader Lee do?" just to feel he wasn't fucking things up.

This includes walking around in his own blood like LSH...

Calling people out to "pay for their meals" like LSH...

Taking care of people but never showing it verbally, only through actions like LSH...

Yeah. These two were cut from the same cloth. KRS was just more of an introvert, while LSH was extroverted and more socially adjusted than our goober.

[goth-queen]

[spinningabout]

Spinning right from the bunny. He was off course naturally shedding, and was perfectly content to let me take the fiber from him.

[dragongoddessoffate]

Can’t let that hide in the comments

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[tootiredtocares-blog]

Tigen era really had you thinking klein would have a team to rely on and a home to go back to at the end of the day

[sicklyworm]

heheheheHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yeah man it really did. Can't imagine what it's like to have hopes and dreams anymore....

[sandersstudies]

My sister-in-law (husband’s sister) was supposed to get married this fall but due to some immature/concerning behavior by her fiancé, the wedding and engagement were called off. (I don’t want to be too specific, but there were sudden red flags, followed by his sudden decision that he wanted to postpone the wedding months or years despite the fact that most of it was paid for already).

I explained the delicate situation to my mom, as my sister-in-law is letting the news get out by word-of-mouth from the immediate family rather than an awkward “unsave-the-date”. My mom obviously told my own family.

Apparently my dad was so angry by the behavior of this guy that in the lunchroom at work he made everybody listen to the whole story (censoring names and identifying details) and said “I’m not crazy, right? This guy sucks!” And then reported back to me all his different coworkers that agreed this guy sucks, as well as their variety of ages/genders to indicate widespread consensus.

[alexaloraetheris]

Organically sourced AITA reddit thread.

[sandersstudies]

I wasn’t sure if my vibes about this post would come across over text but you all picked up exactly what I was putting down.