random shit I relate to and like

enjoy simblr: @momma-lllama-sims

[dewydd]

[transparentstickers]

Four stickers featuring colourful sitting kittens.  Made in the 80s by Great Seven.

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[eternal-fractal]

I’m so sorry man

[thyrell]

some of the funniest discourse ive seen on this website is whether its okay to sexualize the terms top/bottom (because minors use them)

[thyrell]

please dont sexualize the act of having penetrative sex because my sixteen year old mutual loves to misuse words about it

[4rchry]

[normal-horoscopes]

man, if you think reality shifters are bad, wait until you hear about physical shifters lol

"Physical Shifters"

You mean like going to a place?

[natalieironside]

Manifesting a nice day at the park by driving there

[clumsy-mutant]

yeah that’s…… pretty much exactly what it is ffkehkdfj

[normal-horoscopes]

Hey guys just shifted. Check out this pic I got on my phone.

[android-spider]

:)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

stupid fucking slut hour 

[cat-lover-1001]

[hopeless-and-lesbian-deactivate]

I need to be.... embraced by a girl.... under a blanket.... it’s a necessity

[matchamorphosis]

゜🌿・。🌷。・゜♡゜・ೃ 。🌱 。・゜♡ ゜・ೃ 。🌻 。・゜ ♡

゜・。you are still blooming and sprouting ゜・。。・

゜🌼・。🪴。゜・ೃ 。゜♡゜ 🌺 。゜・ೃ 。゜♡゜ ☘️ 。・゜ ♡

゜・。take time to love, care and cherish yourself ゜・。。・

゜🎍・。💐。・゜♡゜・ೃ 。🌾 。・゜♡ ゜・ೃ 。🌸 。・゜ ♡

[cowboydeanwinchester]

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

[neversatisfiedwithlife]

This is sara.

[konoko]

[strongermonster]

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

[strongermonster]

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

[strongermonster]

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

[strongermonster]

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

[strongermonster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[strongermonster]

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

[tytoalbion]

Girls…are like strawberries

[tytoalbion]

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

[seinfeldr]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Hwednesday

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[justpastryvideos]

x

[chickensgod]