Out of context things that happen in ESO
Woman asks local hero if she should murder her daughter in her sleep
Dog tries to kill god and throw a comet at everyone. Also bites innocent bystander. His owner gets mad at you when you scold the dog.
Four legged cat encourages bipedal cat to commit suicide and gets really upset when you interfere. is bored of cheese
Another four legged cat has a drinking problem, but wants to help in a heist anyway
Lizard is murdered by long lost sister, but to be fair he was trying to kill her first
Disaster man has to dig a giant egg out of poop and accidentally gets someone else killed in the process
Local assassin confesses crimes to priest, is surprised when she gets in trouble
Slaver with a lizard fetish leaves evidence all over volcanic island
Indiana Jones gets shoved down a well but nobody feels bad because he has an enormous ego
Game of Thrones, but with orcs
Local populace has a zombie problem but they don’t want to be rude by killing the zombies personally, can you do it for them?
Vampire adopts many vampire babies, sacrifices himself to vampire god, makes vampire babies cry
Old man who yells at cloud accidentally sets dragons on an entire fucking country
Lots of sexual tension between worm guy and anti-worm guy
Local mum fucking hates it when plague people move in to her sewers
Clockwork dad is so depressed he sits around and does jack shit for an entire DLC and uses you as therapist after. gets made fun of by spider mom. continues to make sad faces
Local bigender parent goes to sleep, doesn’t notice while dog assassinates his best friend
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