The Magpie Museum

birdie, scatterbrained, costume enthusiast, butch dyke (in both gender and sexuality), any pronouns, 22

[bucksaiga]

Tweeted Rivalry 7

[bucksaiga]

[penandinkprincess]

cackling about the idea of shane feeling guilty about ilya sticking to the same diet as him to avoid allergens even in his home, so ilya just starts sending shane pictures or texts about eating allergens when he's on the road and they're apart

shane at random points just getting pictures of peanut butter toast and sesame chicken with captions like "i am cheating on you" and "my beautiful mistress" that make him roll his eyes but also feel a little better because ilya does still get to enjoy things he likes

(it DOES cause questions, though, when shane's phone is face up and a text notification just going "my mistress was good to me tonight" pops up and now shane is getting both questions and unneeded sympathy from people who think boston lily?? is cheating on him?? and is maybe also a lesbian??)

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[emziess]

Shane & Ilya Heated Rivalry

[barbie-verse]

The idea that despite yapping non stop for over a decade people don't know shit about lily.

People assume English isn't her first language bc it wasn't that great in the beginning.

I bet sm1 tries to go "lily is obviously a 14yo and this is her first fandom" and people has to explain that no Lily has been around for over 10 years

ilya is very good at not giving away anything about his personal life and that translated very well to lily especially with the anonymity of it being such a big draw for him! and letting people assume things is a big part of that!

but 100% he would cackle at seeing someone call him a 14 year old girl, liking all the posts in the thread about how he's clearly new to the fandom and so disrespectful to shane and how its really embarrassing meanwhile his moots are just like "guys no pls this is just how lily is i swear she's actually super funny and doesn't take things that far she's just SUPER thirsty for shane"

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (68/?) It Begins

[bugslibraryy]

i REFUSE to believe that during the secret relationship era shane and ilya didn’t take photos together…digital cameras exist and they are millionaires!!!! and i knowwww ilya loves a dirty polaroid…i just know!!

No I agreeeeeeee I think the only way Shane would have been okay with it is if they were Polaroids that he could look away safely, know where they are and keep them safe under lock and key. They each have their own fancy lock boxes that Shane bought them, keys safely stored away. They have a handful of Polaroid that are just for them. It is a bit over the top- Shane knows but this is the most precious thing to him he can’t risk it.

The photos include:

Shane on his knees, face planted into Ilya’s crotch, Ilya’s hand cradling the back of his head

Shane laid on the bed, eyes closed, face blissed out with his face covered in Ilya’s cum, Ilya’s thumb playing with his lips

Shane on his knees, Ilya’s hand gripping his waist

Ilya naked and flexing with a big stupid grin

Ilya between Shane’s legs, Shane’s thighs over his shoulders, only his curls visible

Shanes ass, Ilya’s big hand gripping one cheek, able to see a hint of his hole, dripping out cum and puffy

Ilyas chest, covered in cum

Shane’s chest, covered in cum

Blurry photo of Shane sat across Ilya’s lap, mid riding him, cock hard and dripping against his tummy

And more and more and more I’m sure hehe

[penandinkprincess]

with how much shane enjoys getting pinned down, i'm laughing about the idea of ilya who knows academically that he and shane are equally matched but who never really transfers that thought to the bedroom because he and shane playfight/wrestle as foreplay but shane enjoys "losing" these particular struggles and thus doesn't really ever use his full strength beyond the opening few seconds

which means the first time shane is riding him and is close to finishing and thus shoves him the FUCK back down when ilya is about to sit up and turn them hits ilya like a fucking FREIGHT TRAIN

man is getting held down with a hand to his chest with a force shane hasn't actually used in bed before and he is about to pass! out! from the force of the horny crashing over him

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of ilya edging and frustrating shane specifically to provoke him into slamming him down and holding him there to take what he wants

[neovism]

ilya reminds me of puss in boots

[incendavery]

i know what you're wondering and the answer is: yes, "born in the usa" is a car song

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[ilyarizzanov]

will I be burnt at the stake if I say that I don’t think Ilya’s fuckboy persona is entirely an act. will people draw and quarter me if I say that I think he is a different person with different people and none of them are entirely separate from who he is. will people stone me if I say that ilya loved being a fuckboy and loved sleeping around at the time and had a fucking blast doing what and who he wanted even if he wanted to be with shane for most of it.

Like I think people eschew that persona from him too aggressively in favor of making him a Soft Boi but there are multiple facets to ilya and I dont think any of them are necessarily fake. Just because he used promiscuity to cope doesn’t mean he didn’t have a marvelous time participating in it. That man loved pussy. He loved fucking pussy and eating pussy and making women come and whine his name. You cannot convince me otherwise. He was a very proud slut. Just because Shane made a housewife out of a hoe doesn’t make the Hoe Phase not genuine. U feel me?

[eonblueinmay]

[experienceandobservation]

Hudson Williams | hot n dangerous 💃🏻 | June 06, 2026 | 📷 Aika Flores

[joshuaballsett]

[depsidase]

[pirateprincessjess]

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it