A Package in Need

A Borgatabent Dependent Parcel Mistress. M!A: None (open)

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

You realize you don't actually have to follow through if you don't want to, right? I can send Enchilada and Vic to 'kidnap' you if you'd like an escape.

I…well I do appreciate the offer but no. I feel it’s somewhat my fault for dragging you into this to begin with now. And I did put down the caveat…so it would be unfair of me to go back on my word.At least? Its charity??  Maybe it will all get dropped in the planning stages, that kind of thing happens.

[mailneverfails-blog]

I suppose you're right. I assume it's the cute kind of calendar. With animals and the like. If it ends up being the more lewd variant, I will not be participating. Figure I should establish that now. To cheer you up, here are some adorable felines.

[mailneverfails-blog]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH thank you thank you a hundred times. Oh! I got so much work, so many phone calls to do... The charity, the photographer... Would you mind to talk to PI? He said he was onboard if someone else on the department agreed too... Oh, thank you again :D

I suppose I can talk with him.Though if this becomes some form of sick joke, I will certainly be cross with all of you.

[mailneverfails-blog]

Would you like to pose for one of these cop themed wall calendars? All profit goes to charity! :D

I suppose so. There’d be no harm in supporting charity.

I’m bringing Blanche too though. He loves getting pictures taken. Quite the photo hog.

Or photo dog in this case.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

You should check on PM before you go. After all, they may be having a hard time with their changes and would appreciate some food too.

…I know what you are up to you little schemer.  However! You do make a point despite that.  So you win this round.-@mailneverfails , just wanted to see how you are faring in all of this. I was making plans to get a few things at the end of my shift. Is there anything you’d like? Food-wise or just anything-wise?  How are you holding up? No new changes since the initial?

[mailneverfails-blog]

No new changes, though I have been doing some research on Leprechauns.

I have discovered that their romance is FAR more confusing than troll romance…and it involves dancing?

Also I might have magic.

How are you handling the change to troll?

As for anything to eat, something small would be great. I’m not picky.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

Oh my. And here I thought my crash course in troll customs and culture was confusing. And ah…I see? Well, that’s something! Dance romances and such. Speaking of dancing…perhaps when this is over if you wanted to go dancing at some point I- >delete delete delete Magic you say? That sounds rather exciting. I think so far my supposed abilities include possibly being stronger, seeing a bit better in the night, and maybe a small chance I will glow in the dark upon death. So not nearly as exciting. I’ll swing by and try to get one of those mixed fruit platters for you though! And if there is anything you need, please let me know!  Hopefully the urge to prank has been still remaining low? :)

[mailneverfails-blog]

So many different dances. I think I'm just going to avoid it until this is over. That's the best course of action.

And who knows, it may be far better than whatever magic I might possess. I have literally no idea how to cast any after all. So for now, I am lacking in the magic department as well.

And a mixed fruit platter sounds wonderful. The urge has been low, and I've been keeping it as such by occasionally moving objects around on other's desks. Not severely, but enough that I feel satisfied.

Ah...your stapler in a desk drawer by the way. Sorry.

I can move it back if you'd like.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

You should check on PM before you go. After all, they may be having a hard time with their changes and would appreciate some food too.

…I know what you are up to you little schemer.  However! You do make a point despite that.  So you win this round.-@mailneverfails , just wanted to see how you are faring in all of this. I was making plans to get a few things at the end of my shift. Is there anything you’d like? Food-wise or just anything-wise?  How are you holding up? No new changes since the initial?

[mailneverfails-blog]

No new changes, though I have been doing some research on Leprechauns.

I have discovered that their romance is FAR more confusing than troll romance...and it involves dancing?

Also I might have magic.

How are you handling the change to troll?

As for anything to eat, something small would be great. I'm not picky.

[mailneverfails-blog]

Can you do timey wimey magic?

May...be? How would I even use time magic?I'm not exactly adept at using powers, I just changed a while ago.

[mailneverfails-blog]

you should put something on! You might have a better sense of it as a leprechaun or you might not but why not play around with stuff while youre like this

I...suppose?Why do I feel like I'm being tricked.Hm...before I do anything you all say, I'm going to do some research.I'd rather not do anything potentially drastic.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

mailneverfails replied to your post: You should offer pm a dance. Get your minds off…

I am curious, do you dislike dancing?

>!!! Ah..well.  No? I have no particular dislike for the sequence of motions called dancing.  What about you? What are your general thoughts in regards to dancing?  Like? Hate? Moderately tolerate only on holidays?

[mailneverfails-blog]

I quite enjoy it. It's nice and fun when at the proper times. That being said, I'm not very good at dancing. At all.

I swear it is the one time when I lose all coordination in my feet.

[mailneverfails-blog]

do you like music?

I'm quite fond of music, yes.Ah...I can't name a genre though. Really does depend on the song itself.

[mailneverfails-blog]

@dilldaydreamer

Honestly, I was actually hoping for something interesting. I don’t do all that well with long periods of nothing. And..well, this is certainly interesting.

I guess the major downside is everything I look at has a green tint. Like looking through a stained glass window with only one color.

On the up side, I’m a bit fluffy now.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

Wait. You’re fluffy? What did you turn into? Ah…if that’s not too personal a question to ask. And oh goodness that sounds like a lot of green. And here I thought I had the market of green-ness going on.   Well, if there is anything I can help with please let me know.  As for a previous question you asked I only just found out I should be alright to eat things as I normally have. Not sure if they’ll taste the same though.

[mailneverfails-blog]

Apparently I’m a leprechaun now. The build is rather similar to my carapace self luckily, so not much change there.

But I’m…fairly certain that I’m, ah, male now. In addition to the green fuzz and eyes.

So there’s that.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

I…huh I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a leprechaun. I initially thought you were referring to the odd green skinned look the felt gents were sporting…but I’m pretty certain none of them are fuzzy? I really hope you are doing alright though. Please make sure to take it easy. I admit I don’t know how deep this effect runs, it may just be another glamour? Hopefully. I don’t know anything about the psychological temperament of leprechauns, and so far I’ve been kind of nervous about what temperaments trolls seem to possess if my research has been any indicator. 

[mailneverfails-blog]

I suppose I look...similar? Like...cross a carapace with one of them and that seems to be where I am. It's not much fuzz, just a minor fluff. Soft though.

Well, I have a question. Do you feel any more violent or angry after the change? Or is it more of a soft buzz?

I feel like pulling a prank, or messing with something I shouldn't. But I won't act on it. It's a minor urge at worst.

[mailneverfails-blog]

Do you feel diferent now that you are a greenie?

Ah….other than the change itself, not really.

I still feel like I did before, just with a different body on top of it.

The green is disorienting I suppose.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

mailneverfails replied to your post: I guess with all this madness going about, it’s…

Apologies in advance, but I laughed at that pun.

Oh nooo don’t laugh! That only encourages them!!

[mailneverfails-blog]

I can be a terrible pun goblin too.

Fear me and my power of humor.

[mailneverfails-blog]

@dilldaydreamer

Honestly, I was actually hoping for something interesting. I don’t do all that well with long periods of nothing. And..well, this is certainly interesting.

I guess the major downside is everything I look at has a green tint. Like looking through a stained glass window with only one color.

On the up side, I’m a bit fluffy now.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

Wait. You’re fluffy? What did you turn into? Ah…if that’s not too personal a question to ask. And oh goodness that sounds like a lot of green. And here I thought I had the market of green-ness going on.   Well, if there is anything I can help with please let me know.  As for a previous question you asked I only just found out I should be alright to eat things as I normally have. Not sure if they’ll taste the same though.

[mailneverfails-blog]

Apparently I'm a leprechaun now. The build is rather similar to my carapace self luckily, so not much change there.

But I'm...fairly certain that I'm, ah, male now. In addition to the green fuzz and eyes.

So there's that.

[mailneverfails-blog]

@dilldaydreamer Honestly, I was actually hoping for something interesting. I don't do all that well with long periods of nothing. And..well, this is certainly interesting. I guess the major downside is everything I look at has a green tint. Like looking through a stained glass window with only one color. On the up side, I'm a bit fluffy now.

[mailneverfails-blog]

I'm not even mad, amused honestly. I challenged the powers of grey magic, and they retaliated. It could be worse.

[mailneverfails-blog]

Knock knock, delivery for the Mistress! One M!A spell to spend some time as a lovely young leprechaun-- yes, the fuzzy, froggy canon-verse sort. Four days or however long mun prefers!

>This was...jarring to say the least. Namely due to being mostly unfamiliar with the species.>PM simply sighs, sits back, and accepts this was her life for the next few days.>The fuzzy feeling was rather nice however, comforting and soft.

[mailneverfails-blog]

@dilldaydreamer

Grey magic huh? I presume you’ve been hit as well?

Funny enough, I am fine should they turn their trickery on me.

I’ve finished all my work of the next few days. No shifts at the postal office either.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

Currently been hit yes.  Thankfully it doesn’t seem to be something dire…also thankful it isn’t time to take a census because hooboy would the stats be skewed! I’m currently…I guess I’m a troll for a time?  Have heard a few folks report they’ve also switched species. Mostly seems to be non-troll to troll. Though at least one miss has apparently gone from troll to carapacian.  So I suppose it could be worse all around. Though it has been very jarring.  Certainly a lot moreso than the light magic glamour. 

[mailneverfails-blog]

A troll? Really? I have to ask, has your diet changed? I wouldn't mind trying to make you something to help.

Perhaps it's good I've gotten the next days off, mail wise. I imagine things would become quite hectic.

I'll certainly do my best to stay safe. No promises, who knows what fate would bring. But I promise to try.