Never too old to watch sponge bob

17| mtl

[hypnopomicwolf]

It’s true 🤷‍♀️

[manie4real]

[holtzism]

[manie4real]

[simple-dark-me]

Protect her like she’s made of glass, fuck her like she’s indestructible.

[pineapplelove]

S H I V E R I N G

[littlelesbiansoul]

[kay-tee-wilson]

Kiss me under my bedsheets

[fakeittillyoumakeit9]

[thegoodvybe]

“my only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.”

My 92 year old grandma.

[nikeypapi]

[girl-ease-mymind]

I always mix up my gaydar with my please-be-gaydar.

This results in some quite unfortunate crushes..

[pineapplelove]

[pain-01]

[bivouac-party]

[thegoodvybe]

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

[lozzathelion]

[the4eigner]

“I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.”

— Dan Howell (via softporn)