i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it
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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it
Smokers: Do you check whether an apartment building is "no smoking" or not when looking for a new place?
Yes, I don't want to move to a no-smoking place.
No, I don't care whether or not I'm "allowed" to smoke in my own damn home
No, I wasn't aware of "smoking/non-smoking" apartments, but I will from now on
Yes, I go out of my way to smoke in them because fuck you.
This doesn't apply to me (I don't smoke/those aren't a thing in my country/etc)
Somehow it had not occurred to me to clarify that "no smoking" means "no smoking in the yard, the balconies, or anywhere on the property", because I forgot that there are places in the world where people will just smoke inside their own home like some kind of an animal.
I think a lot of TMA ships (Or friendships, I'm not a cop) have the potential to be very funny when placed in the "only one bed" trope.
Oliver and Jon have to share a bed for a week while on a trip. They were fine with sharing a bed in theory, but by the end of the week Jon was sleeping on the floor and Oliver was sleeping in the bathtub. As it turns out, they both talk in their sleep and whisper the horrors.
Jon and Gerry have to share a bed and instead of sleeping they just start talking and don't stop. They almost relax and go to bed at 2 AM, but then Gerry rolls over on his side to tell Jon about a ladybug he saw once that had almost the exact colors as a weird meat monster he and Gertrude faced and that starts another two hours worth of banter.
Jack and Agnes get a hotel and the only one bed scenario happens. Agnes is sitting on the bed with a completely straight face thinking about how charming this scenario is. Meanwhile, Jack is laying on the floor practically giggling and kicking his feet as the happiest man alive.
Gertrude and Agnes have to share a bed and Agnes is worried about how fire prone she is. Without a word Gertrude casually pulls a heat resistant suit from her luggage like she's simply unpacking her toiletries. Turns out she always carries that with her.
Gertrude and Emma have to share a bed. Most of the night is spent with Emma trying to stealthily lean webs off her pillows and quietly spy maneuver into the bathroom so she can flush them down the toilet without Gertrude realizing. Meanwhile Gertrude is so busy thinking about her plans for the next day that she doesn't really notice...except for worrying a bit about the state of Emma's stomach.
Jon and Tim have to share a bed and somehow it turns into a petty off. Tim says that he would rather sleep in a chair, which makes Jon say that he has work to do and probably won't sleep anyways therefore Tim should take the bed, which makes Tim insist that he doesn't take the bed, which makes Jon insist that it's fine for him to take the bed. In the end, their arguing somehow leads to neither of them in the bed and both o them getting yelled at by hotel security for trying to sleep in the hallway.
Breekon and Hope are supposed to share a bed but then Hope eats it.
Peter and Elias get put into the only one bed dilemma and it's just Peter refusing to sleep anywhere near Elias and going "This will give him a small taste of how encompassing solitude can be on the heart," and meanwhile Elias is putting on his sleep mask, fluffing his pillow, tucking himself in, and having one of the most thoughtless sleeps of his life.
Distortion Michael and Gerard have to share a bed. Before Gerry can even get out that he doesn't mind sharing Michael has already split the bed clean in half to be "helpful." There's stuffing everywhere. It looks like they murdered a bunch of teddy bears. When they leave they go through the window because Gerry knows he can't explain.
Basira and Daisy have to share a bed. Daisy asks if she can listen to a podcast while she sleeps and Basira says that she doesn't mind. Well, she didn't think she did. This how Basira figures out that A: Daisy listens to The Archers. B: She doesn't really like The Archers. C: Daisy will wake up from a dead sleep and go "I was listening to that," if you try to turn off The Archers. It was a long night.
Look, TMA is a workplace comedy, but relistening just adds an extra flavor to it. You get moments like Elias telling Jon not to cross the Lukas family and its all ominous and sinister and threatening but then you meet Peter Lukas and he turns out to be a depressed 60 year old man with social anxiety who's trapped in a situationship with a centuries old corpse possessing a stoner so he can cosplay middle management until his apocalypse idea takes off
My favorite genre of them
Michael trying to fit in with Gertrude and Gerard
Little guys.
He trusted her…
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sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.
What’s your definition of a “small city”? Like what’s its population?
Less than 10,000
10,000-50,000
50,000-100,000
100,000-250,000
250,000-500,000
500,000-1,000,000
1,000,000 or more (??????)
Freckle Friday | Angry freckled Cecil.
admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now
john doe being so anti-dog to the point of wanting to be sent into time-out bc he can't stand looking at it is so fucking funny
arthur stop calling people who can kill you dogs for two seconds challenge failed
ily three. it doesn't know how to mask or code switch and it doesn't really care to learn. its favorite thing to do is listen to science lectures from omniscient egomaniacs and this has accidentally made it PSUMNT's new hot popular girl (gender neutral) for all the advanced machine intelligences. it knows exactly what it wants from the word go and what it wants is to do a really really good job helping other secunits in perilous situations. it's excruciatingly bad at waving at people. it likes sightseeing. it jumpstarts a construct revolution the first chance it gets because why wouldn't it? all the constructs we know it's met have helped it and been its friends. also its name is three.