MarvelouslySassy

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[musicalidiotthe3rd]

A social stratification during the renaissance following the end of a power shift, with conflict, fluff and angst.

Come, be part of the ruling family, live on the streets, make strides in art or science, engage in a whirlwind romance or a treacherous affair, serve your betters or command your servants. The City of Thespia awaits.

Acceptable Musicals List:

Hamilton (Taken: Eliza)

Grease

BMC

TGC

TGSM

Heathers

DEH

Tuck Everlasting

Falsettos

Hadestown

Newsies (Taken: Race)

Carousel

Waitress

Spring Awakening

Sound of Music

Wicked

BOM

Kinky Boots

Mamma Mia

Chicago

WSS

Thomas Sanders Verse

In the Heights

Something Rotten

Jekyll and Hyde

Six

Matilda

Starkid Musicals

Phantom Of The Opera

Once on This Island

[rebuildtheshattered]

Minor update, I did forget to include Into The Woods

[marvelouslysassy]

Not marvel but a damn good rp

[thebestfemale]

Sometimes you just want to protect them.

[readingbylamplight]

@severe-fangirl-syndrome @raiseafuckingglass

[why-things-go-boom]

@poisonedapples and @impatentpending

[milomeepit]

@wisepuma23 @sher-soc-the-famder @lucifer-in-my-head

[sher-soc-the-famder]

kjbasdfd THEY’RE LIKE GEMS MILO XD You gotta break em to see the pretty colors XD

…also >> @altruistic-skittles

[vanilla-bean-buttercream]

Yeah that’s probably me

[senamer]

@trulymightypotato

[marvelouslysassy]

Literally me with Marvel RN

[marvelouslysassy]

Stan Lee is Pretty Damn Cool

And here’s why:

-He graduated high school early at age 16

-He worked his ass off in high school, doing random jobs like selling newspaper subscriptions to the New York Herald Tribune, writing obituaries and delivering sandwiches for the Jack May pharmacy

-At just under 19, Lee became an interim editor, and after showing a knack for the business he stayed as the comic book divisions editor in chief until he became the publisher in 1972

-Lee left briefly to serve in the army during WW2 where he initially worked fixing telegraph poles and other communication equipment, then he worked in the training film division where he earned the title playwright, only 1 of 9 to do so

-In the 1950s, in response to DC reviving their superhero archetypes and subsequent success, Lee was tasked with coming up with a new superhero team. Lee, dissatisfied with what he had been doing and on the brink of quitting took his wife’s advice and toyed with the stories he wanted to tell. Up to that point superheroes had largely been flawless, perfect people, who’s problems didn’t tend to last. Lee went against the typical to bring us superheroes that were flawed and funny, natuaralistic and complex; heroes who could be vain and irrational and people who wanted to show off for their girlfriend or who had the flu or who threw temper tantrum. They had bills to pay and lives to leads. They were human.

-Working with a few different colleagues, Jack Kirby, Bill Everett and Steve Ditko, Lee created some of the most beloved heroes, including but not limited to, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Thor and The Avengers

-The dude has an action figure

-His career is full of industry shaping events, and he brought to life many of the most iconic and recognizable characters and superheroes

-He has a foundation, created in 2010, that focuses on literacy, education and the arts

-He and his co creator for the fantastic 4 literally inserted themselves into their comics at times

-He is in many of the Marvel comics, often unnamed, like when he is the priest at Jessica Jones’s wedding and many other special events in the mcu

Those are just a few of the things that Stan Lee has done in his life that make him an exceptional man and brilliant author.

[marvelouslysassy]

Rip Stan Lee

I raise a toast in remembrance of a hero.

In remembrance of what he gave to us.

I’m rememberance of a lifetime devoted to his craft.

In remembrance of a watcher on the wall of a universe he created.

In remembrance of a leader.

In remembrance of a man.

In remembrance of warrior.

In remembrance of his plan.

In remembrance of the heroes he breathed life into.

In remembrance of the humanity he stitched into the pillars of light.

In remembrance of the people he placed behind the all of the masks.

In remembrance of a soldier, weak and scrawny but compassionate to a fault.

In remembrance of the experiment that gave us good ol cap.

In remembrance of the gods, one of thunder, one of tricks.

In remembrance of the time lord and the genius, once proud and unforgiving, now wise and humble-ish.

In remembrance of the magical.

In remembrance of the scientific.

In remembrance of the idea he once shared with his friend.

In remembrance of the thought that heroes are all just people in the end.

In remembrance of his legacy, may he rest softly in the light.

[marvelouslysassy]

Idea:

A marvel movie from the perspective of Nick Fury with periodic eye rolls at the camera and confessionals where he complains about how idiotic these people are being.

[papi-chulo-bucky]

Peter Quill: check out this advanced human technology! its called a walkman. :)

T’Challa:

Shuri: 

Tony: 

Steve & Bucky: 

[pavelchekovswig]

Peter: big mood

Steve: what does that mean, big mood?

Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

Steve: thanks kid

*1 week later at a team meeting*

Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys

Steve: big mood Tony, big mood

Tony: Parker what did you do

[the-marvelous-spidey]

Thor, throwing Mjolnir: YEET!

Tony: Excuse me?

Thor: You see, young Peter told me that-

Tony: WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?

[pavelchekovswig]

Peter Parker: The Meme Bandit

[einno-arko]

Bucky, walking into the meeting: Sah dude!

Everyone else: Sah dude!

Tony:

Tony: Peter, we need to have a serious sit down

[marvelouslysassy]

Peter, singing softly as he walks through the complex: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub-

Everyone but Tony: FIVE FEET APART CUZ THEYRE NOT GAY.

Tony: PETER I SWEAR TO FUCK

[taylortut]

peter: hey mr. stark can i say fuck?

tony: only in the lab

[taylortut]

two weeks later

may: hi tony, i’m calling because peter said a word i don’t approve of and he said you told him he could use it?

tony: i did not tell him he could say it.

tony: i told him he could say it sometimes.

[bluesocksandfluff]

Tony: Peter you can’t do science in your kitchen at home and call it a lab. Peter: >:I aw.

[taylortut]

peter: aunt may keeps asking if she can come visit stark tower.

tony: of course. bring her tomorrow; you can give her a tour

[the next day]

peter: and this is the fucking lab, where mr. stark and i do cool fucking science

tony: 

[fluffyllamas-23]

May: Excuse me, this is the WHAT where you WHAT?

Peter: 

Peter: …the…fucking lab…where we do…cool…fucking…science?

[miss-marvel3326]

May:

Peter:

Tony:

[peterparkerishere]

@tireddadstark

[yawpyawp]

Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because it’s the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows it’s his blog. It gets really popular because people think it’s a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like “this is some quality garbage right here” and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.

[hellenhighwater]

Bucky posts things like

“What is wrong with bananas. I ate a banana today and it was Wrong. America why”

“Every time I put on my eye makeup it gets bigger. My whole face is eyeliner now.”

“Why does friendship feel so much like punching”

“When I wake up in the middle of the night I am either thinking ‘who am I? does my life have meaning?’ or “did I already eat all of the plums?’”

“Why are you so grumpy” they ask me. they do not realize this is just my Face.”

“I know i said i would give my left arm for a cup of coffee but i am more awake now and i would like my arm back please”

“I guess I must have done something horrible in a past life. I mean. I definitely did something horrible in this life, so. “

[yawpyawp]

OMG I LOVEEEE

[mewwitch]

YEEESSSSSSS!

“Guy in front of me won’t move his car seat up. I think that might still be upset about all those times I tried to kill him.”

“Got lectured by a guy who had been complaining about how things were Back In The Day. I don’t understand why he got upset. I too lived through the Great Depression and was drafted for the War.”

“The economy in this century sucks. Who exactly though another Stock Market crash was a good idea?”

“Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them. On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.”

“‘If you don’t behave we’ll send (mutual) after you.’ Jokes on them. I’m the one who trained them to be an assassin in the first place.”

“Tried to buy a Chicken Dinner candy bar at the supermarket today. Turns out they were discontinued 54 years ago. Super bummed.”

“Wait. People were on the moon?! We got into space? There is a way off of this rock?! Why am I only just hearing about this?!”

“'Have you been living under a rock the past 50 years?’ No I was cryogenically frozen for 70. I don’t appreciate your tone young man.”

“My friend likes convincing people that I’m the Reckless one in our friendship. As if he won’t find an alley behind a bar to pick a fight in if I take my eyes off him for two seconds.”

[hellenhighwater]

“Why would i want to get a haircut when instead I can look like i just returned from a 12 year jaunt in the wilderness every time i grow a beard”

“was having a hard time finding noodles in the grocery store & asked a clerk for help. she looked at me like a crazy person. lady, it’s not my fault you don’t speak russian”

“what kind of idiot thinks dancers are sissies? literally every ballerina i have ever met could kill an adult man with just her legs”

“today i discovered Conditioner. the future is a miracle and my hair like a cloud now”

“apparently just jumping on to a moving bus when you are running late is not a thing people do anymore. please stop yelling at me.”

“went to a club last night to see what the hip kids were into. apparently the latest thing is just having sex standing up with your clothes on in a room full of people.”

“on the one hand, people dressed much nicer in the 40s. on the other hand, yoga pants.”

“rode in a car with heated seats today. it is my house now. i live here.”

[hellenhighwater]

“i have acquired a small bear. i am putting a collar and leash on him. he is my dog. no one tell animal control”

“i am working on this whole Good Guy thing but anyone who cuts me in line at starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out okay”

“why did they have to make escalators so terrifying to get on and off of? from now on I’m just jumping off the mall balconies. none of this awful moving teeth staircase”

“i don’t care if it’s a ‘priceless historical artifact,’ punk, i didn’t wanna do the dishes and it makes a pretty good spaghetti bowl”

“hoodie pockets are so great. i can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm”

“i really though we would have flying cars by now. the future is such a letdown.”

“changed sam’s ringtone to jesus take the wheel.”

“do you know that feeling when you go to lean on your short friend’s conveniently arm-rest-height shoulder but you forget they had a huge growth spurt and you just awkwardly lean your elbow into the middle of their bicep”

“i swear i didn’t know your girlfriend was coming over. i always ominously clean my assault weapons on the coffee table like that. it had nothing to do with you.”

[marvelouslysassy]

"Wait when the fuck did America and Germany become buddies?"

[tonylovedaily]

petition for an iron man 4 but it’s just tony stark going on vacations and vlogging for two and a half hours straight

[brahwhytho-deactivated20180810]

Bet they just let RDJ do whatever he wants and let him make all his lines

[bumbleshark]

if deadpool gets a bf in the sequel i want someone to say “wait… i thought you were straight!!” and deadpool’s just like “hoo boy, someone obviously hasn’t read my comics” while staring at the camera

[follow-sapphickamala]

avengers: how are we going to beat thanos,, he’s unstoppable

peter parker, a millennial who watches john mulaney’s “kid gorgeous” at least twice a day: have you ever heard of street smarts

[pavelchekovswig]

Peter teaching Thor what Yeet means and Thor proceeding to shout YEET every time he throws his hammer

[marvelouslysassy]

Alternatively, Peter teaching Thor how to dab and Thor dabs every time he enters a room.

[celestial-chick]

Black Panther + text posts

[writing-prompt-s]

One day, you’re walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page.

[voradtras]

this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story

[who-calls-the-fleet-deactivated]

I’d rather die tbh

[dumbledavisjr]

Good news for you amigo you’ll die many times before you live out every prompt

[phoenixheir]

I feel like this could be fun tho

[writing-prompt-s]

Oh boy, you are in for a wild ride if we include all the submissions that are still in my inbox. Want to have sex with The Doctor in a room full of talking bananas that are trying to lunge at your ass?

[ex-mint-deactivated20190202]

Ok normally i like the prompts on this page but what the fuck is this

[writing-prompt-s]

I have been protecting you amigos since the beginning of this blog

[writing-prompt-s]

Do you have any idea what’s it like for me? I seriously fear my inbox

[schaffas]

IT SPEAKS

[writing-prompt-s]

I DO

[marvelouslysassy]

God has spoken guys I gotta blast

[marvelouslysassy]

These are all my own edits please give credit where credit is due.

[spdrsilk]

“you’re in the most secure facility on the eastern seaboard… the door will most likely remain closed until morning.”