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Hi welcome to jackass ▪ sideblog

[cyclonopedia-deactivated2023111]

never let the haters get to you

[commander-snacks]

grandpa pussy attack

[limitlesscorrosion]

[greelin]

was looking up some sort of creatures last night while half asleep/in a daze and i legitimately thought i imagined them

[greelin]

these are real.. we get to share the planet with them……. life can be so beautiful sometimes

[kosmogrl]

how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[atvbs]

rat sushi

[amygdalae]

Replying "you couldn't torture this out of me lol" on someone's post about what they got for lunch today

[wifemoji]

you literally need to humble yourself before the cheese grater because what she really craves is human flesh and she can smell your blood underneath your skin. fyi

[victusinveritas]

[hungwy]

its so crazy that headphones work. play the same sound in both ears and it sounds like its literally happening inside you

[vampurrring]

worlds stupidest smartest most stupid girl

[adampvrrish]

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

[crystal-leopards]

You had to say it like that

[amygdalae]

Truth be told I enjoy airplane turbulence it's thrilling and my favorite time to contemplate the inevitability of death. But I'm a pervert so

[shaelit]

I can’t stop thinking about this.

[compiler-specific]

[doggendoodle]

everybody say thank you lain

[fairycosmos]

recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur