will: you scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire
nico: so that means i'm good at mental health, right?
mr d enters the room
nico: ah shit
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will: you scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire
nico: so that means i'm good at mental health, right?
mr d enters the room
nico: ah shit
*somebody flirts with sirius*
Lily: you're being awfully quiet remus
Remus: you can't plan a murder out loud
Sirius: [banging phone on table out of frustration]
Remus: Hey, don't be mean to the phone! How would you like it if I banged you on the table?
Sirius:
Sirius: I don't know how to answer that question
Percy, admiring annabeth: she could slap me across the face and i'd thank her
Nico: we'd thank her too
The first official trailer for 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians' (x)
Episodes start streaming on December 20th with a 2-episode premiere on Disney+!
Nico: Everytime... I think.... I'm the fucked up one of this group....
Nico:..... Leo...
Nico: You open your mouth...
Nico: and I'm like naw.... Naw I'm doing fine....
WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!
I donât think Iâve read a book with more Canadian jokes than this one
Percy: Hey Nico! Where's my hug?
Nico: Dunno, where's my sister?
Percy: *sweats nervously*
percy: i don't think nico's ever gone to sleep before 5am, and its really just concerning at this point
percy: let's not even talk about jason. he wakes up at 4:45am on the dot, every morning, without an alarm clock. that's terrifying.
Well I could give you the serious answer or I could tell you that being called cis doesn't make my dick hard
nico: love is weakness, an evolutionary mistake
percy: you're literally making a valentine's day card for will right now
nico *points his glue gun at him*: you're on thin fucking ice here jackson
When Sirius Black got disowned âď¸ď¸Wolfstar
The First place Sirius thought to go after he got disowned was the Potters, he was only sixteen at the time.
He didnât think to use the Floo, he aparated as soon as he stepped foot out of the god awful Griummald Place.
He landed on the doorstep of the Potter with a large bang, it was late in the evening and the Potters had been sitting in the living room.
Everyone rushed to the front door to see Sirius Black shaking bruised and battered, covered in curse marks.
Mrs Potter had almost broken down crying at the sight, all the Marauders were her boys.
Sirius stumbled into the house and onto the living room couch, he refused to left anyone touch him. Let alone heal him.
Mrs Potter bought him up to a spare room and bought him into his bed.
James was in complete shock he had never seen Sirius this bad before, he had always come back to school with a few bruises.
But never like this, no one could console Sirius he wouldnât let anyone touch him or even in his room.
So James did what he thought was best, he sent an urgent letter to Remus asking him to get to his house as soon as possible.
That very evening a panicked Remus was banging on the Potter residences door.
âWhat the hell Prongs, itâs 6:30 am this better not be prankâ Remus was not a morning person.
But he was as soon as he heard what had happened last night.
Remus made his way up towards the guest room and sat outside the door.
âHey Padfoot, itâs Moony I know your hurt in there I just want to make sure your okâ
Remus sat outside that door for 2 hours before he heard the door creak open, his heat broke in to pieces when he saw Sirius.
Sirius silently sat down next to Remus and buried his head into Remus chest, Remus engulfed him in a soft hug.
Just holding him, just Sirius and Remus.
âRemusâ Sirius quietly muttered âMh?â Remus responded bring his face up to his.
âI love youâ Sirius said no longer holding back his tears âYour all I have leftâ
âI love you tooâ
will: you're offered 5,000 dollars, but if you accept then the person you hate the most in the world is offered 10,000. Would you take it?
nico: of course, why would i turn down 15,000 dollars?
will:
nico: ;)
Hades: Most of my children don't get to be happy. I'd like Nico to be an expection.
Hades: A somewhat normal life.
Hades: ...
Hades: ...
Hades: Imma give him a zombie chauffeur
Hades: ...
Hades: With a french accent
The Disney+ tie-in cover for The Lightning Thief and the refreshed editions of the graphic novel and Camp Half-Blood confidential, all with the sticker promoting the Disney+ show, will release on November 21st, 2023. The tie-in edition will also include 8 pages of photos from the show!
Preorder links: tie-in | graphic novel | confidential
Everyoneâs dad is a motherfucker.
What about the dadâs in a relationship with someone who isnât a woman?
dad fucker
nonbinary fucker
anything the fuck else fucker