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@mcgarjones
PSA ;; Moving Michael
For the time being to compact the amount of blogs I manage and because I DESPERATELY want to keep writing Michael but keep getting swamped on other blogs. So for now Michael will be back at @ofroosterteeth.
Like for a stater bitches !!
( THE OTHER JACK. )
Jack turns to the other,
“Hey, m’makin’ a cup ‘o coffee ye’ want one?”
@mcgarjones
“Dude, coffee sounds amazing right now. I feel like I just got punched in the face and run over about five or six times.”
Oh yeah, Michael was DEFINITELY hung over.
misc sentences
“ who do you think you are? “
“ wait , did you just say you love me? “
“ please just … leave me alone. “
“ i’m so happy! “
“ is this a gift for me? “
“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “
“ i love you. “
“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “
“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “
“ w — what? “
“ … i’m sorry. “
“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “
“ bitch , guess what? “
“ oh my god … “
“ fuck you to fucking hell! “
“ man … go to hell. “
“ what did you just send me? “
“ what did you just say? “
“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “
“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “
“ are you jealous? “
“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “
“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “
“ you’re so stupid. “
“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “
“ you don’t want me. “
“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “
“ let me take you out on a date. “
“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
“ no! don’t tickle me! “
“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “
“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “
“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “
“ so what will it be tonight? “
“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “
“ i don’t love you. “
“ you don’t love me. “
“ … is there something you want? “
“ you know , you’re really cute. “
“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “
“ shh … don’t cry. “
“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “
“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “
“ hello darkness my old friend … “
“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “
“ i wish i knew how to talk about it. ”
“ you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together. ”
“ i don’t want to be alone anymore. ”
“ i wish i could hate you. ”
“ take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while. ”
“ i need you to trust me. ”
“ i missed/miss you. ”
“ she/he won’t listen to me. ”
“ let me do this for you. please. ”
“ is there anything else you want to say to me? ”
“ tell me something happy. ”
“ promise me. ”
“ i just want/wanted to help. ”
“ let me explain. ”
“ i didn’t/don’t need you to understand, i just wanted/want you to support me. ”
“ i’m on your side. ”
“ i’ve got your back, okay? ”
“ please, tell me you have a plan. ”
“ stay with me tonight. ”
“ don’t go. please. ”
“ i’ve been alone for so long i’m afraid i don’t know what it’s like not to be. ”
“ talk to me. ”
“ i did what i had to do. ”
“ we can’t keep going on like this. ”
“ i’m just tired. ”
“ i’m scared. ”
“ it’s okay to be afraid. fear can be good. use it. ”
“ it’s better to expect disappointment. ”
“ hope is dangerous. ”
“ i like seeing you smile. ”
“ you look beautiful. ”
“ be patient with her/him. they’re trying. ”
“ i’m trying my best and it’s not good enough. it’s never good enough. ”
“ i’m starting to think i’m just fucked up. ”
“ have a drink with me. ”
“ she/he is better off without me. but i guess that’s their choice. ”
“ you can’t dictate what’s best for someone else. ”
“ can i help you? ” “ i thought you’d like this. ”
“ do you wanna get out of here? ”
“ walk with me? ”
“ well, shit. ”
“ change isn’t easy. ”
“ i just wanted to say i’m sorry. ”
“ i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad. ”
“ what did you want to tell me? ”
“ it was supposed to be simple. ”
“ you’ve got blood on your shirt. ”
“ you can stay with me. ”
“ what did you want to show me? ”
“ i miss ____ more than i thought i would. ”
“ i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know. ”
“ shut up. please. ”
“ fuck off. ”
“ hush, i’m trying to kiss you. ”
“ you’re lucky you’re cute. ”
“ i fucked up. ”
“ i just want to take it all back. ”
“ i can’t sleep. ”
“ can’t sleep? ”
“ we should get a pet. ”
“ if you have something to say, spit it out. ”
“ i’m allowed to be angry. ”
“ she/he aint even that cute. ”
“ just hold me. ”
“ do you want me to go? ”
“ i just need time. ”
“ i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that. ”
“ nothing you can say will surprise me. ”
“ everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind. ”
“ death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago. ”
“ i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity. ”
“ listen to me, please. ”
“ i’m not even sure what to say to that. ”
“ that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t. ”
“ am i supposed to care? ”
“ i do care. ”
“ you make me happy. ”
“ you look beautiful like this. ”
“ if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you. ”
“ it terrifies me. ”
“ just let me show you how i feel. ”
random sentence starters
“ i never asked for this/that. ” “ i said no. ” “ she/he was the only one who ever understood. ” “ help me understand. ” “ if that’s what you want… ” “ this is about me, for once. ” “ maybe if you listened instead of running your mouth, you’d know what i was talking about. ” “ it was a joke. ” “ let me see that. ” “ i don’t have a plan, but we’ll figure it out. ” “ i like to watch the stars. it reminds me how small we all are. ” “ i didn’t realize you were in so much pain. ” “ i only wanted to help. ” “ what are you smiling at? ” “ why are you looking at me like that? ” “ i know i have a right to be angry, but i don’t want to be. ” “ i’m not sure what i’m supposed to feel. ” “ don’t make me say it. ” “ that doesn’t sound quite right, but okay. ” “ i would never lie to you. ” “ you wouldn’t get it. ” “ just, let me have this, ok? ” “ i need you. ” “ just go. ” “ how did this happen? ” “ is this what you wanted? ” “ love never really goes away, it just changes sometimes. ” “ stop trying to figure everything out. just focus on now. ” “ you were all i wanted. ” “ now that i’m on the other side of it, i guess i see now how little it mattered ”
Finally reviving my baby boy.
MELODRAMATIC SHIT I’VE SAID IN ARGUMENTS ( PRIMARILY OVER THE TV REMOTE . )
❛ i just don’t think you understand how much you’ve upset me . ❜ ❛ LISTENNNNN —— ! ❜ ❛ you’re such a fucking cheater ?? ❜ ❛ leave me alone . don’t talk to me ever again , ❜ ❛ i’m so sick of your SHIIITTT !! ❜ ❛ DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK I WON’T KNOCK YOU OUT ??? ❜ ❛ YOU COULDN’T EVEN KNOCK YOURSELF OUT !!! ❜ ❛ are you going out ? nice . don’t come home , ❜ ❛ don’t be FUCKING rude ❜ ❛ [ laughing ] YOU’RE NOT EVEN FUNNY … ❜ ❛ IT’S MY TURN WITH THE REMOTE ! ❜ ❛ what are you looking at ?? ❜ ❛ we are not friends anymore . ❜ ❛ you watch the same shit . stupid detective shows and fbi movies and cop crap . sometimes lawyers are there too . i’m so tired , ❜ ❛ yeah, well, you watch weird shit . ❜ ❛ ___ , guess what ? GUESS WHAT ?? … teapot . ❜ ❛ i hate kids . ❜ ❛ how can you hate kids ?? … okay, never mind, i see your point . ❜ ❛ can you make any MORE noise ?? ❜ ❛ leave me alone i’m fucking fidgety ?? ❜ ❛ GO AWAYYYYY . ❜ ❛ why are you opening the windows AT ALL ? it’s winter . it’s winter and ___’s decided NOW’S the prime time to drop the house temperature to sub zero . ❜ ❛ why are you shouting . ❜ ❛ I HAVE NO VOLUME CONTROL ! ❜
( MIREYA KJELLBERG. )
Mireya hesitated, but after a moment, she took Michael’s hand. His smile had helped. He just looked like one of many soft-hearted nerds she met or was surrounded by on a daily basis. “I’m Mireya Kjellberg. It’s nice to meet you.” She said. She did wonder why she hadn’t heard of him before, but they had so many friends and work friends that she couldn’t possibly keep track of them all. Besides, unless she met them, they usually didn’t talk about that stuff with her, especially if she couldn’t watch their work. She got frustrated by adoring people and not being able to get all of the jokes and references.
“Do you have a Youtube channel? I get to play games and do other silly things sometimes.I even got to swear before.” She was, well, softer than one might expect of a mini-Felix. At least she seemed to be calming down, one of her hands wiping the tears from her flushed face.
“Wait, Kjellberg? You’re his kid?” Sure she had mentioned she was with them, but never that he was her Dad. Michael couldn’t help but feel floored by that statement. “I didn’t even know he had a kid. When did this even happen??” Michael wasn’t the most up to date on news regarding Youtubers and with another kid on the way himself, it was hard to keep up. “Wow. That’s... insane.” He commented, shaking his head with a laugh.
“Um, well not exactly. I used to. I used to do a show called Rage Quit, but then Rooster Teeth hired me to be in Achievement Hunter. Been with them for a while now. I mean, TECHNICALLY we have a channel, but it’s not like Felix. We’re not solo channels. We just all play games together and stuff.” He explained with a smile. “What kind of games do you like to play?”
Michael “Rage Cute” Jones [x]
He’s a B O M B S H E L L– waiting to EXPLODE.
Indie Michael Jones Penned by Ruby. est. 01.05.2016 //rebooted from ah–ragequit/rageqvit (est. 01.05.2014)
( SMOL GIRL. )
Mireya jumped a little when she heard Michael’s voice, turning to look at him as he spoke to her. He kept his distance, and she could see the man had a lanyard on. That might not mean much, though. Jack and Brad had especially emphasised that just because somebody did Twitch or Youtube didn’t mean they were a nice person and she still had to be careful.
“I lost my friend Hannah. There were a lot of people running around.” Someone famous must have gone by when they shouldn’t have, because it had been like a stampede. Something exciting had happened, anyway. “Do you know the Pewdiepie and Brad?” She asked with a tinge of hope in her tiny voice, “ don’t know where they are. But they might be busy now, though…”
Michael smiled softly, keeping his stance, trying not to frighten her too much for the moment. “Pewds and Brad? Yeah, I know them. They’re doing a show with Jon right now.” He said, holding out his hand. “My name is Michael. I’m a good friend of theirs. I can show you to them if you want. They might be a little busy with On The Spot, but I can keep you safe until their done.”
Michael tensed. He knew it wouldn’t be an easy task, trying to gain her trust. But honestly it was better than her wondering around without a guardian. Who knew what could happen. If it was Iris, you’d want them to do the same. He thought to himself. “Come on. I’ll let take you to them,. Alright?”
( LITTLE ONE. )
mcgarjones started following you
Mireya had been excited to go to her first con, since she’d heard so much about them. It wasn’t like she could go to the Grumps’ panel or anything, but there was all sorts of fun things around like a big bouncy obstacle course, game machines and pretty artworks. Plus, fans on the floor had greeted her and (tried) to give her a few things, which was really sweet.
The fun had stopped, though, when she got separated from Hannah. There were more people here than she’d realised, this centre was enormous and her phone didn’t have signal. It wasn’t like she could type well, either, and her phone wasn’t on the Wifi. She managed to find her way into one of the back doors with her pass (thank god she had it on her), but by now the pit in the child’s stomach was deep and she was getting very, very tearful.
She needed an adult.
Michael had been on his way to a signing when he’d spotted her. Completely out of place and way too small to be alone. Being a new father, of course, he couldn’t help the concern that washed over him. Normally, he would have dismissed it. People needed to learn to take care of their own kids, right? But--the look on her face made his stomach churn. What if it was Iris? What if she needed help? Wouldn’t you want someone to be there?
Sighing, Michael slowed his pace, walking towards her carefully so as not to frighten her. “Hey--you okay?” He asked, keeping a safe distance. Most kids he knew were aware of how to act when approached by strangers. So he wanted to make sure nothing of ill intent was taken from his approach. “Did you lose someone?” He asked, tilting his head. “My name’s Michael. I can help if you need me to. But if your mom or dad aren’t far, I can just kinda... stand here until the get back. If you want.”
critical role sentence starters !!!
so… we’ll talk later.
why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
no. no further.
this is not over. it can’t be.
try not to have too much fun without us.
i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
you know i’m in love with you, right?
you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
i’m killing someone, hold please.
your secret is safe with my indifference.
my heart is someone else’s.
do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
i was only gone for thirty seconds!
i encourage violence.
i can give you the means to protect them.
i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
you’re on your own, fuckface.
a volcano is - is nature’s candle!
sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
do you spice?
so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
i told you before. no one kills you but me.
he traded his life!
i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
i bury my shame.
i should have told you. it’s yours.
forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
your hair’s a mess. sit still.
you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
we’re friends, right? are we friends?
i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
take me instead.
we walk towards glory.
that’s mine! that’s mine!
did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
please bring him back to me.
you think you care about me?
this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
i made a choice. this is my family.
i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
please. please. i love him as much as you do.
fix him. fix him!
i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
talk about my sister again.
it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
don’t ever fucking do that again.
you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna.
you know, you’re getting weirder.
you and i are very different.
i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
call me “child” one more goddamn time!
if you’re lucky, you die last.
some people have no sense of fucking honor!
i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
thank you for believing in me.
you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
how many fingers am i holding up?
what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
yay! teamwork!
you fucking died!
don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!
i’m going to go get a sandwich.
you had us all very worried.
your reckless impulses will get you killed!
i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will.
this is too fucking much.
come here, you shithead.
it has been an honor.
screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
i’m undecided about you.
never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
i’m not leaving him.
you’re a better man than you believe.
feel like making a home here?
you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
sound off if you’re alive.
it’s not going to work.
&& – RYAN.
THERE’S A PANG OF SOMETHING PAINFUL AT THE HARMLESS COMMENT , a resurfaced sorrow that he’s never shared with the others. thoughts of a time BEFORE this —— of his wife and children that he never learnt the fates of. cannot bring himself to think about it. so ryan shakes it off // doesn’t let the moment show on his face. tries his best towards a weak smile but looks ahead rather than at michael. “ y’know. SOMEONE’S gotta look after us idiots. ”
DAMMIT. Michael sighed to himself, his perky && upbeat attitude quickly fading at the reaction. Even if it was SILENT, it was there and he could feel it. He didn’t say anything, knowing that apologizing did nothing at this point. REASSURANCE was useless as well. Instead he picked himself back up, looking ahead. ❛ Yeah and we really appreciate that. You’re like, way smarter than any of us. You’re good at this shit. I’m just muscle really. I try to lead, but ya know... you and Jack keep shit organized. ❜ He said, trying to at least take this conversation in a POSITIVE direction. ❛ Pretty sure Gavin would be fucking dead at this point if we didn’t have you. ❜
Everyone else enjoying Saturday and my bitch ass has to work tomorrow. UGh.
&& – RYAN, THE KLUTZ.
THERE’S A HESITATION IN HIS ANSWER , BUT NOT FROM LACK OF TRUST. of COURSE he trusts michael —— but there’s always a level of unpredictability in this world that can’t be ignored. and sometimes trust isn’t enough. “ alright : i trust you. let’s just keep walking , okay ? ”
❛ THANK YOU. ❜ Michael sighed, moving to playfully nudge the man’s arm. Ryan was always the worrywart of the team. It did make him more observant, but annoying sometimes. Chuckling, Michael couldn’t help but almost feel like he was the DAD of the group. Jack, of course, being mama bear. ❛ You’re like, such a dad type. ❜
