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[mctoons]

Remember that artist who shipped Mabel and Dipper as teens? What was their name?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[meppets]

STOOOOP OMG 😭🧡🧡🧡 THIS IS SO GOOD IM CRYING

I really really love how youve drawn them!! the BLUSHING!!! ive never had someone draw actual fanart of my fic so this really is such an honor !!! I'm going to print this out and put it on my wall I love it so much AHHHH thank you again 🧡🧡🧡

[three-times-is-the-charm-zany]

That's a really pretty drawing. Who made it? Do you maybe have an original link?

[meppets]

🐛 Anon didnt want to be shown/have their identity revealed so they asked me to post it like this instead :)

[mctoons]

Fuck yeah

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[mctoons]

I think it’s become more popular again after 2020

[gonzart]

*knocks on archer fandom* hello is anyone still here

[mctoons]

There…there’s an Archer fandom?????

[yesornopolls]

Would women appreciate my dick pics more if I dressed my little guy up in little hats?

Oh, they will be appreciating your dick pics, but just not the way you want.

They will be showing them to their friends, not because they are impressed, but because your unsolicited junk mail now comes with a hat. That’s peak unhinged group chat gold. You sent a whole weekend of laughs with those dick pics.

Also, if you call it your little guy, maybe don’t put a hat on it. You are not helping the cause. Anyway, good luck to you and your pants gremlin.

[abyssalgrey]

I saw some screenshots from a Incel cooking subreddit, I took the ones I found hilarious and made ykmet themed shitposts.

[mctoons]

Are these actual, real tweets? /gen

[joeyclaire]

"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can

[pirateherokillian]

but please do not get this very true concept confused with “you cannot pick and choose what is canon”

they are two very different things.

[joeyclaire]

thank you for this addition seriously

[mctoons]

Yes but also who tf cares about “canon”. I still dunno what it means. They’re both someone’s fiction. I don’t need ppl to accept mine. They can have their own. And no, I don’t want a separate expression like “headcanon” cuz that would mean there’s a difference

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Saw a post where someone made fun of another persons atypical way of typing and when they were then told that the person in question type like that because of a disability, they went “how was I supposed to just know that?” - and in case anyone wasn’t aware the answer to that kind of fuckery is: 

“You’re not supposed to know that, you’re just supposed to not make fun of anyone’s harmless differences regardless of whether they’re disabled or not. You’re not supposed to be able to tell “weird” abled neurotypicals and disabled/mentally ill people apart, you’re just supposed to treat people with respect generally speaking. It’s not that hard. “I didn’t know they were disabled” is just not the excuse you think it is cause you’re not supposed to make fun of anyone for completely harmless differences regardless of whether said differences are related to a disability or not.

[meppets]

It will never not be crazy to me that my 2nd most read ship on ao3 is Joe Jonas x Nick Jonas

[mctoons]

Can’t just leave this without a link, c’mon man :d

[mctoons]

[mctoons]

Cute

[jame7t]

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[saintjosie]

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

[freeformtarsier]

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

[saintjosie]

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

[virtualgirladvance]

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

[synder-sync]

[luigiguy54]

WE DIDN'T START THE SHIP WAR

A parody of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire

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Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk, Sasuke was a real jerk

South Park, Walter White, Supernatural

Ladybug and Chat Noir, Marco ending up with Star

Undertale, Overwatch, Not a straight guy in JOJO

Whiterose, Bumbleby, Death Note felt a bit gay to me

Dio Brando, DDLC, Homestuck which I’ve yet to read

DenjiPower, Chaggie, Veronica kills JD

BakuDeku, Tsuchako, Ouran High School Host Club

We didn't start the Ship War

They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing

We didn't start the Ship War

If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it

Harry Potter, Sulemio, Geto fighting Gojo

Korrasami, Bubbline, Pink goes good with green

Toxic Yaoi, Toxic Yuri, Duncan, Courtney

Bill Cipher Gravity Falls, Aira had Okarun’s Balls

Lapidot, Harlivy, Don’t look up the ending of Arc V

Polytrix, Lumity, the first gay character from Disney

Trans Rights, Shrek is Love, One Direction, Goncharov

Give Elsa a Girlfriend, Total Drama Island

We didn't start the Ship War

They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing

We didn't start the Ship War

If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it

Kingdom Hearts, She-Ra, Jax fries Ragatha

Spamton, Reigen, Afton is back again

Marshall Lee and Gumball, Hatsune Miku, Dragonball

Amity took Luz to grom, Deltarune Sans fucked you’re mom

Digital Circus, Keith and Lance, Sailor Moon, Blood Moon Ball Dance

Catradora, Zuko, Who ends up with Ichigo

Thirsting over Loki, Sonadow and Sonamy

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Stop Talking bout’ Vaporeon

We didn't start the Ship War

They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing

We didn't start the Ship War

If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it

Reylo, Tumblr Sexyman, DreamWasTaken

Dr. Who, Arcane, Another Hyperfixation

Youtuber Pedophilia, Tumblr Bronymania

Septiplier, 20 Gay Teen, Destiel just Killed the Queen

Rick and Morty Incest, Onceler Selfcest

Dashcon Ballpit, has the world all gone to shit

We didn't start the Ship War

They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing

We didn't start the Ship War

If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it

Rarijack, Under the sea Prom, Jessie fucked Ash Ketchum’s Mom

Moonknight, Sherlock, Stolitz, Blue Lock

Rachel and Ross are on and off again, too many girls with Spiderman

Cap fighting with Iron Man, Little Mac Samus Aran

“Shades of Gray”, Twilight, All For One, All Might

Archive of Our Own, Samwise and Frodo

Canon doesn’t matter at all, Paul Phoenix with Marshall Law

Luke with his sister in Star Wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the Ship War

They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing

We didn't start the Ship War

But when the Shows are Done

We will still ship on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on

We didn't start the Ship War

They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing

We didn't start the Ship War

If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it

We didn't start the Ship War

They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing

We didn't start the Ship War

If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it

We didn't start the Ship War

They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing

We didn't start the Ship War

If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it

[mctoons]

Them