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Name is David, I'm 21.

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you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

[joshpeck]

i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime

[femmegarbage]

Excuse me? He loves you. Be grateful bitch!

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He ded.

[hobolunchbox]

Snitches get stitches.

[theclearlydope]

Joey will F your A up. 

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[tastefullyoffensive]

Not today, mf!

[allsonargent]

ALL OF JIM’S PRANKS ON DWIGHT » 5x03 - Business Ethics [3/3]

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by Poorly Drawn Lines

[throughtimeandstarlight]

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Smart

[tastefullyoffensive]

Nailed it. (via conorsmith)

[lolnein]

Coffee is your friend!

http://lolnein.com/2017/01/23/coffeeisyourfriend/

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#same

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