Mickey

Hi I'm Mikaela the human form of 🤦‍♂️

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I’m trying to relate to all the fall memes but I live in Australia and right now it’s spring

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When your ex tries to contact you

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me walking away from my responsibilities

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I don’t need to find a job, I already have a very fulfilling career as the family disappointment

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If we talked to straight people the way we talked to gay people

Being straight’s just a phase

How do you know you’re straight? You’re too young to know what you like

My religion does not condone being straight

You know you’ll go to hell if your straight right?

Oh my god you’re gay?? I thought you were straight for sure!

I don’t feel comfortable changing in front of you, you’re straight...

I don’t feel comfortable sharing a bathroom with you, you’re straight...

I don’t feel comfortable sharing a room with you, you’re straight...

Ok so just between you and me are you straight?

Why are you straight?

Wow you’re straight? What was the relationship you had with your mum like?

Wow you’re straight? What was the relationship you had with your dad like?

You just need to have sex with a guy that’ll fix you’re heterosexuality

You just need to have sex with a girl that’ll fix your heterosexuality

Ew Heteros spreading their stds everywhere

Oh you’re straight? Ok just don’t tell your grandparents

It’s just a phase you’ll eventually meet a guy and everything’ll be fine again

It’s just a phase you’ll eventually meet a girl and everything’ll be fine again

You know when I was your age I thought I might be straight too but then I met your father

You know when I was your age I thought I might straight too but then I met your mother

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Oi cunt

- Ancient Australian proverb

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[zarischarlie]

Reblog if you’re the gay sister

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Well named Rosefinch bird, looking like cotton candy in the snow, photo by.

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did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

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it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

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perfect (bisexual)

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reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

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Me at 4 am when I finally decide to go to sleep

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For all of you who are part of #MeToo

If you have shared it, or if you have not. It doesn’t matter.

I stand with you. All of you.

Reblog if you stand with every victim behind #metoo

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#metoo

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Sorry the old me can't come to the phone right now why? Oh...... cuz she's dead!

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Cursh Me Ursurd Hur Bur Dur

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[2bi4you-deactivated20230522]

Literally me

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Never have I seen anything so glamorous