mimi 🖤

she/her 20

[chewedcorn]

“Aquarium Installs Sushi Roll Cylinders For Eels To Slide Into.”

[lesbiansforlupin]

Slytherin: I’m the most responsible person in the group.

Ravenclaw: You literally just set the bathroom on fire.

Slytherin: Yes, and I take full responsibility for it.

Ravenclaw: Actually, it doesn’t work like that.

[slytherin4ever]

Harry: You son of a bitch!

Draco, pulling out his wand: What the fuck did you just call my mother?!

Harry: I meant your dad-

Draco, putting his wand away: Oh ok continue

[siouxsie-and-the-bunshees-deact]

James, having never understood the meaning of a locked door—or in this case, floo etiquette—learned the hard way one Christmas that arriving in someone’s flat through their fireplace at 3am to deliver gifts in a Santa suit does not guarantee that you won’t find said occupants naked together under their Christmas tree. 💛

*Day 9 @remus-john-lupin Holiday Prompt List

[slytherin4ever]

Why the slytherin's are smirking

Theo: They remembered something funny

Blaise: they’re looking at someone hot

Pansy: they’re watching you burn

Draco: that’s just how they look

[glitterysaladnightmare]

[saphore]

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[discoblastrr]

This is a happy story told by the Drain Rats

[stars-a-n-d-scars]

Peter: *is severely confused*

[courtiers]

i just want you to know that your italian remus post just destroyed me and i am in love

!!! thank you very much! perhaps you should also think about then

remus being a little quicker to learn spells than a lot of other people because latin/italian overlap of root words

((flitwick love him because his pronunciation is always perfect so he never sets anything on fire like SOME people flitwick could mention (read: peter)))

little first year remus having breakfast at hogwarts for the first time and getting really confused because why are there eggs?? bacon????? for breakfast??? this is so weird!!! ( bless him he just wants a bread roll and a bit of jam)

sirius who is the absolute WORST he reads everyone’s letters from home over their shoulders and but gets mopey because all remus’ are in italian

he said ‘mamma mia’ ONE TIME like FIVE YEARS ago but NO ONE WILL LET IT GO

[mihodraws]

Read these headcanons of italian Remus (by courtiers) and couldn’t resist drawing him! 

Probably more to come

[minty-malfoy]

fanfic writers when they're writing angst:

[curseworm]

mutuals if tumblr gets deleted feel free to hunt me down in the city streets like a half-feral animal

[accidentally-stealing-names-dea]

feeling bored, might imagine myself in unrealistic scenarios of love, idk

[anxietyproblem]

[mischief-marauders]

Remus: You’re pretty fucking annoying

Sirius: Did you say I’m....pretty?

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying