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i write shitty prose and poetry

[morgenlefae]

In light of the recent news

[morgenlefae]

new term for reblogging just dropped!!!!

[pukicho]

Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die

[thebumblestbees]

do i have to watch can i go do something else

[pukicho]

I thought you'd like it

[morgenlefae]

I want a Keyboard in my phone

Look at this beauty. This was (or something very similar was) the first phone I ever had. I have been dreaming of a slide out keyboard ever since.

This may be me yelling at clouds, but I would like to be able to type without looking at my screen. I would like my phone to last 2-3 days without charging. Also touch screens suck on like a user experience end if you live somewhere cold. And admittedly a slide out keyboard felt very cool to 14 year old me

[wikipediahmms]

[mintblancmanche]

[terminallyconcussed]

Working at a haunted house is the strangest format of "customer service", because a random mother with 3 toddlers will walk into your terrible awful homicide room and go: "this is NOT what I paid for my children are terrified I want a refund! 😡" and you have to sit there covered in way too much fake blood. Figuring out how to politely (but still in character as a murder clown), tell this woman that there's like 15 signs out front saying it's a 16+ attraction and not for kids....

[morgenlefae]

horror movie instincts

[giftofgabber]

National Weather Service just said to watch for grave and ghostly apparitions of omen, misery and suspense between noon and 12:05 PM tomorrow

[morgenlefae]

Sounds like a Sigmet to me

[mcyt-prisoner]

I would be shocked if you haven't heard this before, but I used your yt animatics for propaganda to drag people into this fixation of mine. Thank you for your incredible work

Hell yeah brother let the plague spread

[dailycatsblog]

[deconstructedclub]

[baddywronglegs]

[a-sinister-wizard]

[morgenlefae]

My taste in people is like my taste in music

The women, varied, I can find almost any song beautiful fun or interesting

The men are funky little nero-divergent dudes who love video games

[morgenlefae]

shout-out to me still thinking I might be bi, happy new year!

[explore-animals-and-wildlife]

[angrrrl]

[fjordfolk]

i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

[fjordfolk]

and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was

a lil muddy, mostly

[rabbithaver]

[drawnsnake]

Anyway. I continue to suffer in Pharloom of my own volition

[littlecorvidart]

hornet: oh man I sure do like my weapon I sure hope I never lose it

the nefarious haystack:

[fl3a-bag]

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

[terminallyconcussed]

HEXBUGS I love these things