my rifle's right beside my bed

stoney maloney | 1000badtimes

[mormonholes]

I redid my follows, but I have a wicked headache. Sorry this doesn't matter.

[mormonholes]

Alright, it was fun, have a good night.

[mormonholes]

I've never felt as stupid as I do at this second.

[mormonholes]

BRB changing my bio to "white man from Texas who knows nothing about cuisine."

[mormonholes]

The whipped cream was the only thing on that list I'd touch.

[mormonholes]

What the fuck are you people doing?

[mormonholes]

Can you cream a pumpkin?

[mormonholes]

What the fuck is pumpkin cream?

[levitategossip]

nova

who?

[mormonholes]

I scrolled to find this so I could laugh about it again.

[killincrocs]

Do you guys like sweaty girls? Be honest. 🐍😅

[mormonholes]

Imagine defending a band member for gross behavior. Couldn't be me.

[mormonholes]

Who’s that cutie in your header

I have no fucking idea.

[mormonholes]

I'm excited to perform tonight, but if I fall and any of you make fun of me, I'm throwing shoes.

[dementedgnomicwizard]

[killincrocs]

Bro but make it romantic

[cosmicvngel]

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆

゜・。nothing feels real anymore゜・。。・

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆

[mormonholes]

Sometimes I wonder if people think a NSFW blog is interacting when I pop up in their notifications.