Howdy.

Hi. I'm M, 24, she/her. Nothing is consistent or tagged because fuck me.

[deannego]

🦋 The Fairies' Princess 🦋

[dgtor-official]

[dogpuppy]

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[partycoffin]

(Present note for Future me) Walter from the Muppets would love a big cartoon mug of beer I just know it. The inspiration for this post is this cartoon Beer keychain I found and my occasional thought about Walter

[keyfili]

MOONLIGHT / faceless 2016 • dir. Barry Jenkins

[oneheadtoanother]

[kosmogrl]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[pocketmilo]

a world without trans people has never existed and never will 🌎 ✨

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Collage made by Hawkeye Nordin

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[dinobot]

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

[asimpleram]

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

[unprofessionalartist]

It's him, Julius xi/xir

[tinyfrenchowl]

having a crafting hobby will make you say things like "ugh I can't be bothered to look for a larp-appropriate cup, I'll just knit a sleeve for a mug I already have"

anyways here it is, it only took me a couple hours

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[academicblorbo]

Give him another award for best way to acknowledge and honour your co-star because holy shit