[997]

someone said “this is how they laugh at you in the nightmare scene of a tv show” and im ctfuuu

[hev-mark-iv]

[vectorcannon]

Barbecue Pistol when he sees you eyeing the 15% button in the tip window

[sammiesweetheart]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[blignick]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

and then you get fucked by a mummy and sand comes out of his pinas

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[targetedknowledge]

[ceruleanheaven]

trying to figure out if a memory of mine actually happened or if its a hallucination a dream i had or a lie i told a bunch of times and forgot was a lie

[cheddar-baby]

[b33tlejules]

Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

[lambhooves-deactivated20180128]

[yenthecat]

Now is my moment...!

[spongepost-squareblog]

On this day on May 1st, 1999, SpongeBob SquarePants premiered on Nickelodeon as a sneak peek after the 1999 Kids' Choice Awards.

[workinghardforthemoney]

kermit the frog in 'the muppets take manhattan' (1984)

[berniesrevolution]

A pair of progressive Democrats unveiled a bill on Tuesday that would raise the federal minimum wage to $25 per hour, considered the bare minimum a single adult needs to meet the cost of living in much of the US. The Living Wage For All Act is the first bill to be introduced by the newly sworn-in Rep. Analilia Mejía (D-NJ), who won a special election earlier this month after helping to lead the fight for a $15 minimum wage in her home state of New Jersey. Citing data from MIT's Living Wage Calculator, the Living Wage For All campaign backing the legislation argues that $25/hour is needed for a single adult in most parts of the country to afford basic necessities like housing, food, and healthcare. As the cost of living has skyrocketed over the past decade and a half, the federal minimum wage has remained frozen at $7.25 and hour since 2009.

"This is unacceptable," Mejía said. "We need an economy that reflects the realities of 2026, not one stuck over a decade ago." via commondreams.org (2026.04.28)