my life is a quagmire. welcome to it.

31. Married. ☂️Gay. San Diego. Gamer. Genuine. Geek. Musician. Non binary. Any pro nouns are fine. Equal opportunity blogger. BLM.

[captainofalltheships]

i want critical role and taz to swap DMs for like an arc cause damn does taz have some creative worldbuilding that is nowhere near the traditional fantasy assosiated with dnd and i wonder what vm would do in that world

but mostly i want tres horny boys to be unleashed on matt mercer 

[siderealsandman]

Two hours in and both DM’s are in tears, for very different reasons. Griffin because he finally has a party that doesn’t try and destroy his campaign from the inside out, and Matt because Magnus ate the orb beneath Whitestone.

[huffylemon]

Part 2 of whatever the hell this meme is

[boltgsr]

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

[newhologram]

Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.

[swanqueensalad]

regina mills + text post meme part 25

[gaylor-moon]

LMFAOOOOO BYE

[beaky-peartree]

don’t forget the best part

[homoslovenc]

[tiktoks-repost]

[elecktrum]

The only possible response

[simplystormie]

Everyone just GETS it

[geek11562]

I made a meme JUST for this post bc it was so wholesome

[holyunholy]

glowing hot metal is such a touchable shade of orange

[thyrell]

im a welder and this let me tell you this does not go away if youre around a lot of hot metal its actually worse

[coolhiroaki]

sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that

theres 3 of us and 1 of england

i say we just kick the english out the uk

[systlin]

Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m not great at world politics but isn’t England currently having a lot of difficulty kicking themselves out

[jheselbraum]

They could use the help, it’s the neighborly thing to do

[karlrincon]

what would you do if that was you?

[linkinparknews]

The end!

[gotterhag]

alxjalxksldksjskc the END

[myrubixcubeheart]

She had to learn sometime I guess

[good-tiktoks]

[peachie5000]

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

[fatsexybitch]

The CINEMATOGRAPHY the Drama! The TWIST.

[subversivecynic]

This is the best parody of every Western ever and every time I see it I love it more

[white-throated-packrat]

A masterclass in how to set up and deliver drama!

[sixpenceee]

Memes then and now

[ruffboi-mags]

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

[movebackintime]

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

[radiojamming]

[xerohourcheese]

One of the weirder things to be created during the decade that was 2020!

[ruffboi-mags]

I think you mean one of the BEST things to be created during the decade that was 2020!

[beggars-opera]

I love how the only person playing their original part is Fred Savage 

[archaeo-geek]

I saw a promo clip of Hugh Jackman in a bathrobe with a bamboo steamer basket on his head playing Prince Humperdink and I knew this was gonna be good.

[ampervadasz]

[andy-kandy]

These are what pranks should be….

[queenstravelingdarling]

My heart would have came out my chest!!!

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[doodle-shenanigans]

Choose your fighter

[michaelburnnham]

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

[xxaceofspacexx]

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

[cerastes]

So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?

Tragedy? Delicious.

A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.

A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.

Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.

Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.

[rowark]

Wear your masks peeps 😷

[grimsmoke]

This feels like someone reinventing lonely island

[kindaoffkilter]

They are cute as hell.