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What subjects do you see any of the Hetalia cast teaching as professors at Hogwarts? Just, for anyone you could really see teaching there?
AH YES A TEACHER VERSION OF THIS AU LET ME JUST put on my robe and wizard hat. regular job possibilities also included.
alfred — astronomy or history of magic. i can see him being equally as passionate in both, but he’d really shine at astronomy. outside of hogwarts, i think he’d make a hell of an auror (or maybe even a curse-breaker?)
arthur — professor of care of magical creatures or headmaster of hogwarts or minister for magic. i’m really partial to that last one. actually all of them.
matthew — quidditch (either as a professor a la madam hooch or professionally for canada, natch). possibly also the groundskeeper?
francis — potions master. beauxbatons alum. cooking with chemistry! if not at hogwarts or beauxbatons, i can see him with his own apothecary somewhere in wizarding france.
yao — i really like yao being into divination because of his intense superstition, but he’d be baller at study of ancient runes or history of magic too.
ivan — astronomy or herbology; and if he’s a durmstrang alum, he’s probably got a pretty good handle on the dark arts. i’m really gunning for herbology professor, though. casually terrifying all the first-years with fanged geraniums. i’m pretty sure he’d love that job.
ludwig — broom maker/designer or wandmaker. anything that requires expansive knowledge of magical engineering. he’d also be a durmstrang alum, but i can see his hogwarts teaching speciality being something along the lines of transfiguration.
feliciano — art (specifically magical art), but i think he’d be an amazing charms professor.
kiku — for some reason i’m really enjoying the idea of him teaching muggle studies? also possibly magical photography. he probably combines the two, let’s be real.
Okay y'all real talk: Imperial!Ivan was probably the most charming and eccentric philosophical aristocrat and we need to utilize this more.
APH Hungary: I am having an affair
APH Austria: *handing menu back to waiter* I'll have the affair as well
Hetalia Headcanon: Animals
America, China and Russia have the largest population of pet cats.
This means even when they see a random cat in the streets they freak out and fawn over the cat. Being crazy-cat men they freak the cat out, making it run away while the trio chase it.
It’s one of the few special things they bond over.
Hetalia Headcanon: Sad
America acts stupid and childish because just after becoming independent everyone treated him like a child and gave him zero respect, so he thought to himself “If you guys see me as a child then I’ll be a child. It doesn’t matter I know who I am”. So to this day to the resentment of the other countries America pretends not to read the atmosphere and acts stupid.
Russia is one of the only people that knows America’s intelligent side because he didn’t underestimate America as a fledgling country. Russia actually respected and believed in him when America was a young country. Although the Cold War made Russia bitter about America’s expert ability to hide his ruthlessness.
Hetalia Headcanon
America is a sick gymnast, he can double flip, he double clicks heels when he is SUPER excited.
He also challenges Russia to a performance competition. America does cheerleading with all the uniform and Russia wears a dancer’s belt and tights, when they compete and the other nations judge who’s performance is the best.
Sometimes when Russia is in the mood he just whips his old pointe shoes out and ballets like he is a feather just to show America up.
Although neither Russia or America can compete with Canada in ice skating
Hetalia Headcanon
America is a sick gymnast, he can double flip, he double clicks heels when he is SUPER excited.
He also challenges Russia to a performance competition. America does cheerleading with all the uniform and Russia wears a dancer's belt and tights, when they compete and the other nations judge who's performance is the best.
Sometimes when Russia is in the mood he just whips his old pointe shoes out and ballets like he is a feather just to show America up.
Emo!America can sing all the emo songs, he has a guitar like punk!England only he is too emotionally distraught to play it. Hangs out in the mall and likes scaring children but his mostly cool. only Canada and England know that America was an emo
I really want an Emo!Alfred it's so unimaginable that i want it so bad. Like just him being sad and emotional is so out of character that how could my summer child be an Emo, but him singing so passionately sounds so hot. Emo the music wave started in America too, so really America is as emo as England is punk.
What if you stared long enough into a Country/Province/State’s eyes you would see the skyline of their capital
Hetalia Headcanon
Countries that have more than one time zones can stay up longer because they can just adjust themselves to the time that is later, with the exception of china that whole china has only one timezone screws with him hard.
Hetalia Headcanon
America isn’t serious at world meetings because that’s his way to let off steam, because when he isn’t at the meetings he is a workaholic also has to take care of 50 his states.
This is also why Canada has such a soft voice because when his back at home his constant shouting at unruly provinces who constantly fight.So he just loses his voice making it hard for him to talk.
HETALIA HEADCANON
All countries will always be sorted into slytherin because all of the have too much ambition and most of them are clever and resourceful.
HETALIA HEADCANONS
The french love "les débats" which is arguing with their friend this means every time France disagrees or argues with England he is actively deepening their friendship.
HETALIA HEADCANONS
England and Australia tried to bring America and Canada to Cheeky Nandos... All I can say it didn't end well
America is left handed, considering the fact that 6 of the last 8 US presidents have been left handed. It’s also one of the main things other countries use to tell Canada and America apart, due to the fact that America is a leftie and Canada a rightie.