F.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together 

[actionables]

cute new neighbor just knocked to ask if he could borrow an egg from us then he asked if I could summarize to him how pancakes are made now I am going over to his place to teach him how to make them

[actionables]

cute new neighbor now knows how to make pancakes

[too-hilarious]

Does cute new neighbour now know anything else???

[actionables]

my number

[egberts]

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

[m1nd--0ver--matter]

[fohx-deactivated20171111]

[summer-wavves]

Aesthetically Beautiful

[harrysbroadshoulders]

do u ever see a candid photo of urself and realize u actually have zero fucking clue what you really look like

[ulibeanzz]

*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One

[all1sees]

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

[qurioq]

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

[averagedopeydope]

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

[my-little-mod-blog]

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

[dutchster]

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

[aureliusquinn]

Reblob to save a life

[danisontnonfire]

just reblobbed

[annulet]

reblobbing to help those in need

[lilspirit]

anyway. I wanna fuck

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[snatchingyofav-deactivated20180]

Danggg Obama ain’t have to do my girl like that

[pumpkinmcqueen]

He absolutely had to do your girl like that

[weavemunchers-deactivated201407]

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

[bastille]

How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so

[fjordfolk]

[the-afro-argonaut]

I don’t know what this dog is gonna do, but it looks important

[zoeclaudia]

[bluevvegas-deactivated20230701]

the line “I can’t change the world, but maybe I’ll change your mind” is so underrated and so important and please listen to Catch Fire right now

[generic-url-goes-here]

When your sugar daddy gets into politics and you have to start making up speeches