Mystery Science Theater 3000 starters part 3
(feel free to change the pronouns)
"They still haven't found what they're looking for."
"A pentagram and reindeer laughing, you figure it out."
"I kiss my frog in your honor."
"And he immediately uses his powers for peeping."
"Now I have two candles."
"And if you're not careful you might just learn something!"
"___, it's me, ___- What's the password for the internet again?"
"Well, ___, I guess this is just a magical land."
"I'm sorry I locked us in, okay?"
"Look, I'm in here too, I'm not happy about it either!"
"Guy spends a lot of time cutting out paper snowflakes."
"We either drove them insane or turned them Into eight year olds."
"It's the three horses of the apocalypse!"
"Oh, we can't have nice things!"
"Hey, they're landing in ___'s backyard."
"Still think I shouldn't play with dolls, Dad?"
"I knew I was special, and I knew something like this was gonna happen to me!"
"This movie is really drawing me in to a deep well of despair."
"Anyone see a contact lens the size of a hot tub cover?"
"If anyone's exploiting these idiots, it is us!"
"Somebody need a creepy hug?"
"Yes, asses splashed across the screen!"
"We've wandered into a ___ chase scene."
"What the hell were you thinking?!"
"It's not a vague threat, ___, I'm going to kill you."
"Has anyone noticed that the daughter is psychotic?"
"I don't know why I'm baking my panties, but that's what mom suggested."
"___, let's do the wave!"
"I put my faith in the man upst- OH GOD!"
"Oh, sorry about depressurizing the cabin! Next time I'll warn ya."
"___ may get lost immediately."
"Fortunately, your mob ties will get you off, ___."
"Thought you could hide behind the credits, huh?"
"Hurts, don't it? Byyyyyye!"
"I got it at a Renfest a couple years back, I was pretty drunk but my friends talked me into it."
"Get the pipe wrench and then murder ___, won't you?"
"Y'know if I didn't care about these people's safety during the avalanche, I really don't care now."
"Now it's time for The ___ Show! It's The ___ Show, starting me - I'm ___!"
"He's turned his crotch into a clown car."
"Man, limbo in the North Pole is really weird."
"Here comes the big one!"
"Oh, I just slipped, I thought it was a heart attack, sorry."
"___! There are girls here! Actual girls!"
"I want all chest as covered up as mine."
"But I still smell ___, oh well."
"Dear God, yes, keep your pants on ,___, what is with you."
"Ah, that's a relief! Thank you Gold Bond Medicated Powder!"
"He's gonna die like ___, in a coke haze."
"First, let's scatter ___'s ashes like she wished."
"It seems complicated, but it's the only way to delouse your ___."
"Uh say, ___, could you please kill me?"
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you."
"___ should just roll up a newspaper and whack ___ on the nose with it."
"Uh, ___? Nevermind, I got it, kinda my fault, sorry."
"The torture never stops around here, that's what you get from hanging out with guys like us."
"Stop it! No heaving, thrusting or splaying."
"Whoa, you got naked like super quick!"
"God, I hate you, I didn't mean that to hurt your feelings, I just mean that just as a fact."
"My plan's working, you will die!"
"Would you identify this bucket full of your brother?"
"So ___, he's endangered the lives of two people just now."
"Yeah, but it's an ape, so it's cute!"
"Alright, I'll see myself out."
"What did she do to get put in the spa penalty box?"
"Get. Your. Hand. Off. My. Butt."
"Now remember, ___, this hurts me as much as it hurts you!"
"Bless me, puppet, for I have sinned."
"It would appear that I'm at a major booty call."
"I'm driving a man mad by showing him bad movies."
"This is only the beginning."
"___, get me a copy of the design ASAP."
"A wild ___ can hit 30 miles an hour when threatened."
"We're in serious danger, we don't need a jingle right now!"
"I'm gonna blow up this brand and sell it to Disney for a billion dollars!"
"Can't you just give me this one thing?"
"___, you have the makings of a true artist!"
"___, stop this crazy thing!"
"___, throw me the whip!"
"I guess this, uh, thingamabob goes in the whatsit here."
"So is ___ your real name?"